Little Johnny, 5 years old, was bugging his mother about having nothing to do. She said Johnny, go across the street and watch the builders at work. Maybe you will learn something.
Johnny was gone a few hours. When he came home, his mother asked what he had learned.
Johnny said well ,first you put the damn door up, then the sob dont fit, so you have to take the cock sucker down. Then you have to take a **** hair off each side and put the fucker back up.
Johnnys mother is horrified and says go to your room and wait till your dad comes home.
When Johnnys dad got home, he went to Johnnys room and asked what he had learned. When he heard the whole thing, he said Johnny go outside and get a switch!!!
Johnny said, fuck you, that's the electrians job.
Johnny was gone a few hours. When he came home, his mother asked what he had learned.
Johnny said well ,first you put the damn door up, then the sob dont fit, so you have to take the cock sucker down. Then you have to take a **** hair off each side and put the fucker back up.
Johnnys mother is horrified and says go to your room and wait till your dad comes home.
When Johnnys dad got home, he went to Johnnys room and asked what he had learned. When he heard the whole thing, he said Johnny go outside and get a switch!!!
Johnny said, fuck you, that's the electrians job.
