Looking for someone to take advantage of!

[ElFewja]

Ladies, hello!

I am looking for a woman that will allow me to grope and take advantage of her private areas – those sacred feet and toes of hers – for nothing in return! I am not looking for a relationship, sex, or to pay for these services! I am a creepy college student that desires nothing more than this. You will be tied down and your feet will be taken advantage of! I will push you well past your acceptable limits! Then, once I have finished licking or attacking your feet in any manner that I deem fit, I shall swiftly leave, or fall asleep where I stand.

I would prefer that you do not enjoy this at all.

If this appeals to you, please leave all of your personal information as well as pictures of yourself and your bare soles. If you are not ugly I will maybe return your post; I am after all, a busy man.

I live in the middle of nowhere, bumfuck countryland PA.

Notice: No fat bitches, please.

 

[babinsky1]

Nice try...
But you'll have to do what everybody else does.
Start from the beginning...Names, likes and dislikes, shared hobbies,
background check, references, perhaps an endorsement from your
family priest, approval from her immediate family, urine test...etc..
And finally you might get to meet her at a well crowded restaurant
for an audition and a cup of coffee..
Yes the tickling community is just like any other group.
You must go through the usual social bullshit and "getting to know you"
that you will go through at any lonely hearts club.
Just because a kink or fetish is involved doesn't make it any easier..
After several years you might get to see her feet in sandals..

 

[sabaki]

Yes the tickling community is just like any other group.
You must go through the usual social bullshit and "getting to know you"
that you will go through at any lonely hearts club.

I can't believe you took the OP seriously.

 

[babinsky1]

I can't believe you took the OP seriously.

I didn't, it was obviously from a fellow frustrated tickle phile..

 

[amynicole]

This is the dumbest post ever.

 

[iambic]

This is the dumbest post ever.

Maybe it's just because I was reading "Best of Craigslists" for a good 10 minutes before switching over here, but I actually thought it was quite funny in a satirical sense.

 

[PurpleStyle]

This is the dumbest post ever.

Apparently you've never seen any of my posts.

 

[sabaki]

I didn't, it was obviously from a fellow frustrated tickle phile..

Yeah, but frustrated with his inability to meet a partner here, or frustrated with other people's stupid personal ads that basically amount to this? I interpreted it as the latter.

 

[HOLLYWOOD]

the hollywood brother wishes this person luck just like the hollywood brother wishes everyone on the tickle thatre good luck in tickling ad love. the hollywood brother do got to give props to the starter of this thread for stealing a line from the porn star Val Venis and just changing slightly the order of the first two words he would speak when he was addressing the billions and billions of hollywood brother fans orh anigng out with the godfather who like the hollywood brother knows that pimping ain't easy

 

[AdamN]

Maybe it's just because I was reading "Best of Craigslists" for a good 10 minutes before switching over here, but I actually thought it was quite funny in a satirical sense.

Likewise. Hilarious post! :thumbsup