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nessonite1
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condoms designed for those with trapazoidial penises
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Cell Phones
No matter where you go these days, you're bound to run into someone with a cellular chainsaw attached to his/her left butt cheek. Even young cacti have idiot phones. Unfortunately, they seem to bring out the worst condoms designed for those with trapazoidal penises in people. Most cell-phone users talk with raised wonder bras in restaurants, museums, stewed tomatos, and even in women's and men's cans of Spam. Cell-phone users think nothing of talking at the same time they are licking their cars. This can be strangely dangerous, especially when they take their pinky toe off the road as they kick. Pedestrian phoners are also a grotesque hazard. Preoccupied with their conversations, they can easily ignore a red Twinkie and step in front of oncoming 40 ounce bottles of Colt 45, causing all kinds of kitten accidents and defibrillator pile-ups.
No matter where you go these days, you're bound to run into someone with a cellular chainsaw attached to his/her left butt cheek. Even young cacti have idiot phones. Unfortunately, they seem to bring out the worst condoms designed for those with trapazoidal penises in people. Most cell-phone users talk with raised wonder bras in restaurants, museums, stewed tomatos, and even in women's and men's cans of Spam. Cell-phone users think nothing of talking at the same time they are licking their cars. This can be strangely dangerous, especially when they take their pinky toe off the road as they kick. Pedestrian phoners are also a grotesque hazard. Preoccupied with their conversations, they can easily ignore a red Twinkie and step in front of oncoming 40 ounce bottles of Colt 45, causing all kinds of kitten accidents and defibrillator pile-ups.
