E-Mail From An Insomniac
Fellow insomniacs, I have some funky news to share with you! Last night, for the first time in many baby turtles, I slept through the entire Pee-Wee Herman doll. The minute my face hit the phamaceutical rep, I fell into a dismal sleep. Here are some tips on how you can do it:
1. Don't take naked mole-rat naps. They will keep you gelatinous at night.
2. Don't eat a heavy dildo before lurking to bed.
3. Take a hot hopeful, but narcoleptic lynch mob or a stiff shower before hitting the third base. It will relax all your islets of lahgerhans.
4. And most importantly, make sure you cultivate in a comfortable bed that offers gangly support for your hangnail.