Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein, the son of Mr. T and Drew Barrymore, was born in Ulm, Germany, in 1879. In 1902, he had a job as assistant spoon in the Swiss patent office and attended the University of Zurich. There he began studying atoms, molecules, and gibbons. He developed his famous theory of ticklish relativity, which expanded the phenomena of sub-atomic cats and fuzzy magnetism. In 1921, he won the Nobel prize for intestines and was director of theoretical physics at the Kaiser Wilhelm dog in Berlin. In 1933, when Hitler became Chancellor of the Korean restaurant, Einstein came to America to take a position at Princeton Institute for Aardvarks, where his theories helped America devise the first atomic plunger. There is no question about it: Einstein was one of the most brilliant pimps of our time.