Mad Lib #22

[Beaunanza]

Topic: How to date the coolest guy/girl in school

1. Plural Noun
2. Adverb
3. Varb
4. Article of clothing
5. Body part
6. Adjective
7. Noun
8. Plural Noun
9. Another body part
10. Plural Noun
11. Another Body Part
12. Noun
13. Noun
14. Verb ending in ING
15. Adjective
16. Adjective
17. Verb

 

[Senshi1]

1. Crisps

 

[Abadon XXX1]

quickly

 

[Snail Shell]

3. Verb

Slide

Snail Shell

 

[Abadon XXX1]

shorts

 

[MistressValerie1]

5. butt cheek

 

[wk23]

6. sexy

 

[Senshi1]

7. Breeze block

 

[Cbarton]

8. Jars of Atomic Balm

 

[Senshi1]

10. Group of at least five or six muttering lawyers

 

[leenotler]

11. third nipple

 

[Senshi1]

12. Bag of cement

 

[F.L. Atlanta 10]

13. scale

 

[Senshi1]

14. Painting

 

[wk23]

15. stiff

 

[Snail Shell]

16. Adjective

Liquid

Snail Shell

 

[TKLVR181]

17

jumping over a rock

 

[Beaunanza]

How To Date The Coolest Guy/Girl In School

It's simple. Turn the crisps. Make him/her want quickly to date you. Make sure you're always dressed to slide. Each and every day, wear shorts that you know show off your butt cheek to sexy advantage and make your breeze block look like a million jars of atomic balm. Even if the two of you make meaningful receding hairline contact, don't admit it. No hugs or groups of at least 5 or 6 lawers. Just shake his/her third nipple firmly. And remember, when he/she asks you out, even though a chill may run down your bag of cement and you can't stop your scale from painting, just play it stiff. Take a long pause before answering in a very liquid voice. "I'll have to jump over a rock."

 

[TKLVR181]

It's simple. Turn the crisps. Make him/her want quickly to date you. Make sure you're always dressed to slide. Each and every day, wear shorts that you know show off your butt cheek to sexy advantage and make your breeze block look like a million jars of atomic balm. Even if the two of you make meaningful receding hairline contact, don't admit it. No hugs or groups of at least 5 or 6 lawers. Just shake his/her third nipple firmly. And remember, when he/she asks you out, even though a chill may run down your bag of cement and you can't stop your scale from painting, just play it stiff. Take a long pause before answering in a very liquid voice. "I'll have to jump over a rock."

LOL good one Beau!😀

 

[tickledgirl1]

Yeah, shaking the third nipple firmly always gets the guys...

 

[Senshi1]

LOL That was actually quite an accurate one, especially the part with the shorts. 😛

Who wears short shorts?

I WEAR SHORT SHORTS!!!