Mad Lib #25

[Beaunanza]

1. Verb ending in -ING
2. Adjective
3. Noun
4. Noun
5. Silly Word
6. Plural Noun
7. Noun
8. Noun
9. Plural Noun
10. Plural Noun
11. NOun
12. Adjective
13. Plural Noun
14. Adverb

 

[Senshi1]

1. Bending

 

[Random_noob86]

2. Moist

 

[Violetta]

3. Sword

 

[Snail Shell]

4. Noun

DVD collection.

Snail Shell

 

[vmandude1]

5. Wang

 

[MistressValerie1]

6. ring-tailed lemurs

 

[Senshi1]

7. Rubber glove

Already this is shaping up to be the single sexiest Mad Lib since "El Fallatio" back in '63.

 

[Senshi1]

9. Maids

 

[vmandude1]

10. posters

 

[Cbarton]

11. pestle

 

[Senshi1]

13. Big fat cocks ("Big Train" reference)

 

[vmandude1]

14. smokey

 

[Beaunanza]

Off The Eye Chart

(Dialogue between patient and eye doctor in doctor's office)

PATIENT: Thanks for bending me into your moist schedule. I have to go on tour in the morning.

DOCTOR: Are you a rock sword?

PATIENT: Yes. I'm the lead DVD collection with the Wang band.

DOCTOR: What kind of problems are you having with your ring-tailed lemurs?

PATIENT: When I try to read my rubber glove music, I have trouble with the small unibrow.

DOCTOR: Have you ever worn eye maids or contact posters?

PATIENT: Just pestle glasses.

DOCTOR: Let's test your eyes. Look at the chart. When do the letters become Canadian?

PATIENT: What chart , Doc?

DOCTOR: The one with the big fat cocks. Right in front of you.....on the wall.

PATIENT: What wall?

DOCTOR: You smokily need glasses!




-Meh. Sorry. I had to change smokey to smokily to make it an adverb. I don't even know if smokily is a word. Ah, who cares.

 

[TKLVR181]

HEHE nobody cares, that's funny *XD*

 

[Senshi1]

LOL What a sexy Mad Libs.

PATIENT: Thanks for bending me into your moist schedule. I have to go on tour in the morning.

DOCTOR: Are you a rock sword?