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3. Plural Noun
Floorboards.
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Floorboards.
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8. Adverb
Painstakingly
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Painstakingly
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Brought to you by the number 2...
the number 2!
the number 2!
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10. snowbank
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Television Pitch For A Book On How To Overcome Shyness
Finally! I do believe this will be the last Mad Libs for quite some time. Without further ado....
TELEVISION PITCH FOR A BOOK ON HOW TO OVERCOME SHYNESS
(To be read with great sincerity)
Are you unable to introduce yourself to a member of the opposite bone without becoming red in the left elbow? Are you uncomfortable in the presence of floorboards? Are you too shy to raise your hammer in class when you have to go to the flying saucer? If you answered "no" to all of the above, you are one cool satellite dish. However, if you answered "yes" to any one of the questions, you are stoicly shy and painstakingly in need of the nation's number 2 best-selling book, "Shyness is a State of Snowbank".
You can order this remarkable book by writing to the address now showing on your lightsabre. Send no bunnies. We'll rub you later. If you can't wait to say "bye to shy", call out toll-free number and we will rush the book to you cautiously at no extra fake moustache. Call now, Chinese acrobats are standing by.
Finally! I do believe this will be the last Mad Libs for quite some time. Without further ado....
TELEVISION PITCH FOR A BOOK ON HOW TO OVERCOME SHYNESS
(To be read with great sincerity)
Are you unable to introduce yourself to a member of the opposite bone without becoming red in the left elbow? Are you uncomfortable in the presence of floorboards? Are you too shy to raise your hammer in class when you have to go to the flying saucer? If you answered "no" to all of the above, you are one cool satellite dish. However, if you answered "yes" to any one of the questions, you are stoicly shy and painstakingly in need of the nation's number 2 best-selling book, "Shyness is a State of Snowbank".
You can order this remarkable book by writing to the address now showing on your lightsabre. Send no bunnies. We'll rub you later. If you can't wait to say "bye to shy", call out toll-free number and we will rush the book to you cautiously at no extra fake moustache. Call now, Chinese acrobats are standing by.
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LOL, some of this makes perfect sense!
"Send no bunnies. We'll rub you later. ... Call now, Chinese acrobats are standing by."
"Send no bunnies. We'll rub you later. ... Call now, Chinese acrobats are standing by."
