Mad Lib #6

[Beaunanza]

1. Plural Noun
2. Number
3. Adjective
4. Noun
5. Type of Game
6. Adjective
7. Plural Noun
8. Adjective
9. Adjective
10. Type of Liquid
11. Noun
12. Another Type of Liquid
13. Adjective

I won't be back online until Monday so you'll have to wait until then for the article. Have a good weekend all!

 

[Senshi1]

Take care, B. 🙂

#1. Big, black pigs (not racist - a "Jackass" quote referring to the farm animals that made me laugh)

 

[nessonite1]

3. heavily scarred

 

[Abadon XXX1]

cat

 

[ILove2Tickle1]

5. Strip poker.

 

[Cbarton]

6. Energetic

 

[a1532b]

7. Bananas

 

[Ignatz]

8. speckled

 

[isabeau]

9. disgusting

melanie

eeks i think thats an adjective lol

 

[isabeau]

11. pig

melanie

 

[Ignatz]

12. antifreeze

 

[MistressValerie1]

13. love-struck

 

[Beaunanza]

Easter

Spring vacation usually falls around Easter time. The schools are closed and all the big, black pigs get 17 weeks off. The heavily scarred teachers also get a vacation. There are a lot of things to do during Easter vacation. Some kids loaf around and watch the cat. Others get outside and play strip poker, while more ambitious students spend their time studying their energetic books so they will grow up to become bananas. Little kids also color speckled eggs. Here's how you color an egg: First, mix a package of disgusting dye in a bowl full of a fifth of Old Crow. Then dip a pig in the bowl and rinse it off with anitfreeze. Then, after it dries, you can paint it with a brush. Then you show it to your friends who will say, "Boy, what a love-stuck egg!"

 

[Senshi1]

Another winner - thanks Beaunanza! 🙂

 

[nessonite1]

That's put me off of eggs for a while 😵

 

[suzanne1]

I laughed so hard I wet myself.... Keep it up!!

 

[MistressValerie1]

"The heavily scarred teachers also get a vacation."

As a former teacher, I had to laugh at that line 😀