Mad Lib #8

[Beaunanza]

1. Adjective
2. Noun
3. Plural Noun
4. Noun
5. Plural Noun
6. Noun
7. Adjective
8. Noun
9. Noun
10. Noun
11. Noun
12. Color
13. Number
14. Number

 

[Ignatz]

1. authentic

 

[Senshi1]

2. Shock

 

[dthomas1022]

Devil Lord you rock

It only took a billion and one posts then you came along and helped me figure out hacha, 😎 Now its only gonna take another billion to figure out the rest. Thanks dude.

 

[nessonite1]

3. raincoats made of the skin of former strippers named Veronica

 

[leenotler]

3. raincoats made of the skin of former strippers named Veronica

Doubled-over LOL! (DOLOL?) 😀

I hope those were farm raised Veronicas and not the wild endangered species.

Good luck to whoever comes up with #4. I'm not following #3. 🙂

Well, maybe:

4.Lonely pimp of the missing Veronicas


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[wk23]

5. the remaining Veronicas

 

[TKLVR181]

Veronica's MOM!!! hahahhahahahahaha *rolls around on the floor laughin at my own joke*

 

[TKLVR181]

#6^

 

[suzanne1]

I think we're on #7... bruised

 

[Cbarton]

worms

 

[a1532b]

9. Beano

 

[nessonite1]

10. tiny tiny can of sprite

 

[Ignatz]

11. corkscrew

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

12. Tickled Pink (duh!)

 

[TKLVR181]

13. 13:d

 

[MistressValerie1]

14. Billions

 

[Beaunanza]

Link Trainers And Flying

A Link Trainer is an authentic airplane that never leaves the shock. It's used to teach beginning raincoats made of the skin of former strippers named Veronica the principles of flying. It has a lonely pimp of the missing Veronicas and a full set of the remaining Veronicas, just like a regular airplane. It can imitate any sort or aerial maneuver such as a loop-the-Veronica's mom or a bruised dive, and it is very safe. Nothing can happen to you unless, of course, you forget to fasten your safety worm. Then you might fall out on your Beano. After a student passes the tests on the Link Trainer, he then gets into a real plane and learns to taxi down the tiny, tiny can of Sprite. And he learns to tell which way the corkscrew is blowing before he takes off into the "Wild Tickled Pink Yonder!" Then, in no time, he learns to take off and is flying 13 miles per hour at a height of a billion feet. When he does this, he is a real pilot.

 

[a1532b]

HAHAHA

"Made from the skin of former strippers", "loop the veronica's mom"!!!!! Those are hillarious!

 

[leenotler]

It can imitate any sort of aerial maneuver such as a loop-the-Veronica's mom or a bruised dive, and it is very safe.

No self respecting Veronica would ever want to see an aerial maneuver such as a loop-the-Veronica's mom. (I might... NO, bad boy, bad.) 🙂

It has a lonely pimp of the missing Veronicas and a full set of the remaining Veronicas, just like a regular airplane.

"I wonder where all my lovely Veronica's are?, sighed the lonely pimp, as he smoothed out the vein-like wrinkles in his shiny new raincoat. Turning to a fellow passenger, he said,"Well hello. And what's your name?"

Thanks nessonite, I will long remember the Day of the Veronica's.

 

[Senshi1]

and is flying 13 miles per hour at a height of a billion feet

HA! From one extreme to the other. 😀

 

[nessonite1]

Bwaahahahahahaha!