Yesterday I had to go to one of those boring seminars for work. The only good thing about them is the free lunch and to go home earlier than on a normal day.
There must have been somewhere between 100 & 200 people from all departments at this hotel.
After lunch we all had to march back into the conference hall for another round of waffle.I sat with a group of lads I work with nearer to the back than the front, just chilling out,you can't talk but you let your mind wander during these things.
Anyway after a good lunch I could feel gas building and after a while let out a controlled fart,quite a master piece! I got a few evil stares,my mates nudged me calling me a dirty *!**!1*.
HoweverI could see these two women nearby giggling, and they kept on giggiling for ages but they had to be quiet at the same time to avoid attracting their attention. It gave me something better to watch, seeing two women in a fit of the giggles.
There must have been somewhere between 100 & 200 people from all departments at this hotel.
After lunch we all had to march back into the conference hall for another round of waffle.I sat with a group of lads I work with nearer to the back than the front, just chilling out,you can't talk but you let your mind wander during these things.
Anyway after a good lunch I could feel gas building and after a while let out a controlled fart,quite a master piece! I got a few evil stares,my mates nudged me calling me a dirty *!**!1*.
HoweverI could see these two women nearby giggling, and they kept on giggiling for ages but they had to be quiet at the same time to avoid attracting their attention. It gave me something better to watch, seeing two women in a fit of the giggles.