"Ahh! If you don't stop tickling me I might throw up the triscuit I had for dinner last night!"
"Soo Liek I wuz sittin' there RITE?! An liek this guy wuz TOTALLY throwing me these looks and I was like PSHAW and then I wuz liek liek OMG! And liek he totally looked bitchin so I liek went up to him and he went Hey and I wuz liek ZOMG!"