I got a few.
"It's not cheating until the divorce is final."
"Whatever they grow in Japan is MUCH stronger than we grow here."
"You''ll end up saying the wrong thing anyway, so make it devestating."
"Perfection leads to paranoia, paranoia leads to jealousy, jealousy leads to greed, and I totally did not steal that from a certain recent film. 🙂"
"Trying to be perfect is like holding your breath. The longer you hold it, the more damage you cause to yourself."
"Stupidity is Bliss, even if you don't realize it."
"Feed a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll still go hungry becuase he can't afford bait."
"If the homeless were pets, you'd care about them as much as a stray dog or cat."
"Your more likely to have money taken by a family member than a mugger."
"The way to a man's heart is not his stomach but his wallet. 🙂"
"Bob Barker will never die, NEVER!"
"Clowns are scary."
"Men take everything literaly. So stop messing with us, ladies."
"Parents think video games screw up children's mind. Well what about the parents that allow them to get it in the first place?"
"Never sleep in a room full of dolls, with their cold-dead eyes staring at you, unblinking, unchanging."
"Sometimes dumb luck is better than inganuity."
"Books were created for people who think they're better than everyone else."
"They say truth is stranger than fiction, not in Japan."
"They say time flys when your having fun. Yeah well sleeping drugs work just as well."
