Make your own world domination plan!

[Duke Diablo]

Well... It's what the title says...

http://members.tripod.com/~mrpuzuzu/plan.html

 

[CheshireCatNY]

That was fun! Heres mine:

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Kidnap a Wealthy Heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Sadistic Fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Supervillain Costume with Gimmicks?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Cultists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Amusement Park, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

 

[Duke Diablo]

Mine goes something like this:

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Young Helpless Child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Really Bad Guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Desecrate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Activate your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Island of Mu, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

 

[MistressValerie1]

This is interesting, Duke; I picked the least-sociopathic answers and got the following:

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Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Scientist. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Dark Gunslinger?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Supernatural Creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Demonstrate your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about the Dead rising from the Grave. This will all be done from a Fake Mountain, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

 

[Kalamos]

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: REVENGE

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Expose a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of the Undead to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Rage, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Corporate Takeover, bringing about the Dead rising from the Grave. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

I'd Rather Fanatsize About Fem-domination Than World Domination Anyday!!! Mv, Step On It, Pleeeeeeeeeeease!!! 🙂

 

[CheshireCatNY]

Wish they had made the possible outcomes a little more different from each other. Its more or less a Mad-Lib where you insert words into a prewritten story......

 

[MistressValerie1]

I'd Rather Fanatsize About Fem-domination Than World Domination Anyday!!! Mv, Step On It, Pleeeeeeeeeeease!!! 🙂

I think I can step up to the challenge, always taking a firm stand for Fem-dom 😀

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Meh; I already have a plan for world domination, but a good dictator should know that it never hurts to have several backup plans...
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Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Intelligence Transferred into a Computer?

Stage Two:

Next, you will steal the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Evil, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will unleash your Armageddon Clock, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
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Well, that's good to know. ***Psychotic Grin***

 

[Timewarp]

Isn't this kinda like mad libs? I wish they had funnier words.

 

[BigNorm]

Stage 1: Release the highly volatile Flying Hamster of Doom to rain coconuts on your pitiful cities.

Stage 2: Evil ninja monkey will plot and carry out the demise of all the world's producers of cheese by products.

Stage 3: i will be the only producer of all cheese by products and thus, "Have the world by the balls"

Final Stage: cross-eyed penguins will dress up as nuns and convince people to sell the beef and pork products to Russia for immediate consumption by wolverines and wild rabid russian mooses.

 

[Goodieluver]

But if i told you, i would have to kill u

 

[BigNorm]

But if i told you, i would have to kill u

like to see you try to kill me!

*runs and hides behind massive army of rabid wolverines with cold laser beams attacthed to their noses*

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Of course, all of your pathetic plans for world domination (or WD for short) are ultimately doomed to failure, because my plan for world domination, version #40 (or WD40 for short, LOL 😛) is guaranteed to succeed (I've seen the future, and the future IS Koopa...***Would laugh meglomaniacally, but that's just too...clichéd***)

 

[Cbarton]

now....my true intents are revealed: "THE MASTER PLAN!!!!!!!!!"

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery

Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a News Reporter. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Evil twin/Opposite?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Sabotoge United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of the Religious Right to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Covertly Move your Opening of the Seven Seals, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Stage Two:

Next, you will steal the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Evil, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

I'm still trying to work out how I'm gonna steal the Internet...

? :weird: ?

 

[Goodieluver]

like to see you try to kill me!

*runs and hides behind massive army of rabid wolverines with cold laser beams attacthed to their noses*

"I got a friggin twelve gauge, IDIOT!"

 

[Hungarian21]

I'm too lazy to make a-page-long plan now. But, its fun to watch you guys do it. :happy: It is an intereting thread however. I would probably do something like a Doctor Evil plan. Make it, build it, screw it. 😛

 

[MayDay1]

Bah! I don't need some lousy generator to take over the world! I have been devising a plan that will bring this pathetic planet to it's knees! GWWAAAAAAAAAAARRRGG!!!!!!



And I mean it!

 

[Duke Diablo]

I'm still trying to work out how I'm gonna steal the Internet...

? :weird: ?

You're in the similar situation as my friend... he's trying to work out where is he going to put pyramids of gyza after he steals them.