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Man sues TSA after arrest for peanut butter.

Well I think the TSA and Department of Homeland Security should be abolished. We have no need for money sucking bureaucracies that create zero solutions.
 
Yes, they overreacted, which is characteristic of petty bureaucrats. :Grrr:
 
Well I think the TSA and Department of Homeland Security should be abolished. We have no need for money sucking bureaucracies that create zero solutions.

TSA: a department for booby friskers and genital grabbers. Please, do not take away their unwanted taboos. 😛
 
You know what, folks? No, they didn't overreact. Based on episodes I've known about over the years, one thing is obvious to me: Dating back long before the 9/11 attack, airport personnel are under strict, inflexible orders not to make judgment calls about who's joking and who's being serious, when it comes to making threats about explosives. I remember a news item long before 9/11 up in Maine, in a small plane, where a man was shuffling some things around on his lap and said "I'll put the bomb under my seat." Next thing you knew, the plane was making an emergency landing in the outer area of the nearest airport, the plane was evacuated, and the man was in handcuffs for making a bomb threat. I'm positive of this: Those TSA personnel would have been in very serious trouble if, after hearing a man refer to material in his bag as explosives, they had made the judgment that he was joking. TSA did what they had to do, the man has only himself to blame, and his lawsuit doesn't stand a chance. I'm very surprised that people think the TSA could have handled this matter any other way.

Afternote: Filing a lawsuit is his second moronic blunder, because when you file a frivolous lawsuit--lawyers on the board, please correct me if I'm wrong--aren't you in danger of getting slapped with exorbitant court costs?

Second afternote: The Queens DA was very generous in not prosecuting him. He's very lucky he's not serving serious jail time. In an airport, making a joke about having a bomb is making a bomb threat. The fact that he thinks he got anything other than generous treatment is just insane. He committed a crime! They were nice to him! Again, airport personnel have to take every bomb threat seriously. They would be committing a serious offense if they had dismissed him as a joker.
 
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I just want to add, I think that man should be held liable for every penny of the cost of detaining him. I am explicitly saying, nobody other than this man did anything wrong, and the only thing that can be said (in my view) about the treatment he received is that he got a very generous break by not being prosecuted. But if he doesn't get a bill for the money he cost the government, something's wrong.

If those guards had done other than what they did, the follow-up would have gone something like this.

INTERROGATOR: Let me get this straight. The man said, "They're going to take away my explosives"?

GUARD: Right.

INTERROGATOR: Why did you not arrest him?

GUARD: Because he was obviously joking.

INTERROGATOR (handing him a book): Would you please read the regulation at the top of this page?

GUARD (reading): "All airport personnel must treat every threat of explosives seriously, even when it seems obvious that the threat is being made purely as a joke."

INTERROGATOR: Would you now please explain to us how you can justify your failure to arrest this man?

GUARD: Ub...Ummm...well, uh...you see...I...I kind of thought...well...ummmmmm....
 
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