Marine Corps Cadence (Vulgarity not Edited)

[tkrexx]

Thanks to ShiningIce and Flatfoot, I'm having flashbacks. You won't understand any of this unless you're a Marine. Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be jarheads...

Up in the morning with the rising sun
Gonna run all day til the running's done!

I wanna be a Recon Ranger
I wanna live a life of danger!

I wanna be a mountain climber
I wanna climb up higher and higher!

I wanna be a Drill Instructor
Make you bend and thrust forever!
(alt: I wanna make the privates suffer)

10 more days and I'll be home
Drinking beer and pissing foam!

3 more days and I get paid
I'm gonna get drunk and get laid!

I know a girl all dressed in black
She makes a living on her back!

I know a girl all dressed in brown
She makes a living up and down
Elevator operator
Bullsh*t!

I know a girl from New York City
She's got whiskey on her titty
One of these days before I die
I'm gonna suck that titty dry!

Running through the jungle with my m-16
I'm a mean mother f*cker I'm a U.S. Marine!

Picked up a girl late saturday night
Took her home and it felt alright
You should have heard when I f*cked her
She sounded just like my Drill Instructor!
Bend and thrust! Fasterrrrr!
Bend and thrust! Fasterrrrr!
Pushups! Down, up! Down, up!
On your back, on your belly!
On your back, on your belly!
Hut 2 3 4, keep it up 2 3 4!

Sorry, I couldn't help myself. I'll understand if this post is deleted.

Rxx

 

[Deleted member 2452]

hey tkrexx

we used many of those same lines in the u.s.army.
most of the cadences are cross overs between the two.
even though i was army, the biggest compliment i have been paid was being told by 2 different marine buddies, that with a little work they'd allow me in their beloved corp. like i'm that f**king stupid!
lmao.
steve

 

[Flatfoot]

Let me guess, Steve, you took the physical to get into the Marine Corps, but you failed because you couldn't fit your head in the jar! 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

...hut...hut...hut
My pants are loose. My belt is tight.
My balls are swinging from left to right.
...hut...hut...hut..

 

[BettyBoop2002]

LOL kurchatovium that was hilarious!

....hut..hut...
hut...two...three... four
hut..hut...
hut..lemme see if there's a door
hut..hut...
hut..gee they don't want me no more😕

 

[MistressValerie]

Since most of my buddies are current or former military people, I have heard a few cadence songs before, but this is the BEST one I have seen to date! 🙂 🙂 🙂 I love it! Thanks for sharing it.

 

[Deleted member 2452]

one my grandfather taught me

sung to the tune of "revely" (the bugle wake-up)
there's a soldier in the grass, with a bullett up his ass, take it out, take it out, take it out, take it out!
it fits so well, lol. by the way, he was a cavelry soldier, and one rough s.o.b.
steve