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Martian Sex

Raya

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The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do."

A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. "Why?" he asks. "What's the matter?"

She replies, "it's just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long. "Well," she says, "that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow." "No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman. "Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.

The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways. As they walk along, Mike asks, "Well, was it any good?"

"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?"

"Horrible," he replies. "All I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."


Had to share.. LOL

Venraya
 
Now for the big question. Does Maureen share details or leave her hubby with just a headache and not a bruised ego? lol

Ann
 
Well, I guess it's a good thing the FEMALE martian didn't slap her
forehead and tug on her ears.
:yowzer:

...but I'll(grand canyon)leave that up to your own(holland tunnel)
imagination.:sowrong:


phfttklr
 
Thanks, Tracy!

A variation of this joke:

The beginning is pretty much the same: Earth couple meets Martian couple, and the Earth woman asks how Martians procreate.
"Oh, thats quite simple. We have a skin fold on our tummy similar to your cangaroos, and whenever we want children, we take a little green pill out of this bag and swallow it. 7 months later, the child is born."
The humans are amazed: "That's so much more complicated with Earth people!" And they explain everything about sex in general and in detail.

The Mars woman laughs as she hears about this: "Ah, that's exactly how we produce the little green pills!" 😛
 
Cute.. and.. uh.. ladies.. really, would you tell your man? *grin*

Guess it would depend on whether he was a good boy or a bad boy that day. 😛

Breezy, just a pass along email a friend sent, feel free to continue it on its way..

Venraya
 
What the!! those are complete lies and propaganda!! ILL SUE! That is not how we.........err I mean Martians coppulate. More stereotypes. :sowrong:
 
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