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May be a jedi redneck if...

General Zod

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1 You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
2 Your Jedi robe is camouflaged.
3 You have ever used your light sabre to open a bottle of Bud Light.
4 At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
5 You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
6 You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
7 The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dad-gum skeeters.
8 Wookies are offended by your body odor.
9 You have ever used the force to get yourself another Bud Light so you didn't miss an interview with any of the Allisons on CMT.
10 You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
11 Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, boy come on over to the dark
side...it'll be a hoot."
12 You have ever had your R2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
13 You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
14 You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
15 You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
16 Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
17 You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
18 You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
19 You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
20 When your light sabre opens, it plays a few bars of "Dixie."
21 You want to send your speeder bike to Orange County Choppers for overhaul.
22 If you hear . . . "Luke, I'm your daddy ...and your uncle."
 
"Jedi redneck" is kind of redundant, isn't it? I mean, Luke Skywalker was the ultimate redneck! He lived with his aunt and uncle because his dad killed his mom; he lived in a shack in the middle of nowhere with a front yard full of junk; and he made out with his sister.
 
Very funny Zod!

Turns out I'm a redneck Jedi... at least, I now have a firm mental image of Princess Leia in Daisy Dukes - and I don't mind leavin' it there!
 
"Jedi redneck" is kind of redundant, isn't it? I mean, Luke Skywalker was the ultimate redneck! He lived with his aunt and uncle because his dad killed his mom; he lived in a shack in the middle of nowhere with a front yard full of junk; and he made out with his sister.

:laughhard:
 
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