Me Tarzan! You Jane!

[Maurizio]

Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 25 years with only suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.

Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. One day, deep in the wild, she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for a while.

Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion, Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him. As she reclined on the wild grass, Tarzan became aroused. He quickly ran over and kicked her in the crotch. In pain, she screamed, "What the hell did you do that for?" Tarzan replied,

"Tarzan always check for squirrels."

 

[amk714]

Dumb Tarzan hurt Jane!

He could've simply inserted his hand. 😀

 

[BigJim]

One in the hand is worth a kick in the fanny!


Or something like that anyway............😕

 

[amk714]

Actually, Tarzan's not that dumb--he always tickles Jane's bare foot! 😀

 

[BigJim]

Actually, Tarzan's not that dumb--he always tickles Jane's bare foot! 😀

That's in the old black and white version isn't it?

 

[amk714]

In the old B/W version, the newer but still old color version, and in the relatively new Disney animated version--although in that one, he just plays with her toes while she giggles. 😀

 

[BigJim]

In the old B/W version, the newer but still old color version, and in the relatively new Disney animated version--although in that one, he just plays with her toes while she giggles. 😀

Looks like I gotta invest in some Tarzan films!

 

[amk714]

Originally posted by BigJim

Looks like I gotta invest in some Tarzan films!

No you don't, just get all the clips! 😀

 

[BigJim]

No you don't, just get all the clips! 😀

Sounds intriguing. Where can I get them from mate?