men are like

[JPie1]

Men are like ........ Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ........ Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ........ Coffee ...... The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long.

Men are like ........ Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ........ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ........ Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like ........ Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're
coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ........ Parking Spots ...... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped

 

[venray]

...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

 

[qjakal]

Ummm....

Fine wine?

The air you breathe?

Of course, I can only speak for myself, you understand. 😛 Q

 

[Stitch62679]

Nothin' funny about the truth 😉

 

[sole seeker]

Well, well, well! I've come to expect this kind of behavior from J-Pie, but YOU, Ray? Wait a second... I'll bet that post was from Venraya... 🙄

You know, what you two guys need is a good tickling!

Just kidding... I thought both posts were funny as hell!
I am not, however, kidding about the tickling!

 

[tickle_prince]

Well, well, well! I've come to expect this kind of behavior from J-Pie, but YOU, Ray? Wait a second... I'll bet that post was from Venraya... 🙄

You know, what you two guys need is a good tickling!

Just kidding... I thought both posts were funny as hell!
I am not, however, kidding about the tickling!

wow thats alot of things men are and i sure their alot of good things women are i can think of a few and no their not rude thoughts, hehe sorry i not like that 😛

women are like goddess

women are like really ticklish

umm women are like really cute

o.o its to late i might as well stop now before i just go off on one,