Men Are So Easy

[njjen3953]

Single Black Female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I am a very good looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in
the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and
fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight
dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way
and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home
from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.

Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society
about an eight week-old black Labrador retriever.

 

[QBWeaver]

LOL.... I posted this about a week ago Jen! LOL

But cute stories are better reposted. Always brings smiles to everyone's faces. Smiles are always good!

 

[BigJim]

I love that one! 😀 Bet you didn't know that 5,000 of those calls were from me. 😛

 

[njjen3953]

LOL.... I posted this about a week ago Jen! LOL

OOPS. I must have missed it.

 

[Moses25]

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society
about an eight week-old black Labrador retriever.

Only 15,000? 😛