Men Vs. Women Love Poems..

[CrystalLight]

Women's Love Poem



Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.



Men's Love Poem



I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.​

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛

PS: Just what is the correct answer when a woman asks, "How big is my behind?" 😀

 

[Bugman]

PS: Just what is the correct answer when a woman asks, "How big is my behind?"
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There is no "correct" answer to that question.

 

[CrystalLight]

Ah Ah Ah.. There IS an answer.. And It is; "Oh My God, You Are AMAZING, Here's 100 Bucks, go buy yourself something nice."

 

[Jagermeistered]

Nice poem, C-Light. 😛