I shouldn't give you some of these secret mergers, but here are some
>investment tips for 2007 so that all of you, with any money left,
will be
>aware of
>the following expected mergers. Now, you'll be able to get in on the
>ground
>floor and make some BIG bucks.
>Watch for the following consolidations in 2007-2008:
>
>1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
W.R.Grace
>Co.
>will merge
>and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
>2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
>become:
>Poly, Warner Cracker.
>3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become: MMMGood.
>4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge
>and become:
>ZipAudiDoDa.
>5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
>6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell
>Honeychild
>7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.
>8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become:
>Knott NOW!
>And finally.....
>9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new
name:
>Titty
>Titty Bang Bang
>investment tips for 2007 so that all of you, with any money left,
will be
>aware of
>the following expected mergers. Now, you'll be able to get in on the
>ground
>floor and make some BIG bucks.
>Watch for the following consolidations in 2007-2008:
>
>1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
W.R.Grace
>Co.
>will merge
>and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
>2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
>become:
>Poly, Warner Cracker.
>3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become: MMMGood.
>4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge
>and become:
>ZipAudiDoDa.
>5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
>6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell
>Honeychild
>7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.
>8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become:
>Knott NOW!
>And finally.....
>9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new
name:
>Titty
>Titty Bang Bang