mice in the attic

[TKpervert]

ya know, them little meeces that like to crank up a hiphop session on the ceiling above your primary bedroom around 11PM when you're trying to recharge to face the next day at work.

scritch scritch .. thump thump .. whang bang scuttle scuttle...

any experience here with that major disruption to your daily routines ???

if not, count your blessings.

if so, please tell me how you solved the problem.

 

[Limeoutsider]

I lsiten to my own music Seriously, I havent done anything yet....But I do blast my music

 

[TKpervert]

do you really have a meece problem above your bedroom ceiling and have found a way to shine it and not fix it?

I'm impressed and amazed. You must be one laid-back individual who takes it as it comes.

Not me. I'm being robbed of the enjoyment of the use of my house.

I have to find a way to fix this.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Poison 'em. It works. Or, alternately, set about 40 traps. That's what my dad did, and it killed all his mice. Of course, my dad also killed just about every single living thing in the immediate vicinity.

 

[TKpervert]

You gotit HDS. I started with the humane trap route. Got six.
Released them outside.
They all came right back.
Now it's violence and mayhem in defence of my home.

Victor snap traps. Fuck the humane shit.

Removed a very flat meece from the attic this morning after he decided to sample the Monterey Jack I offered him.

I have four snap traps set in the attic, two sharp chedder, one Monterey Jack and one Peter Pan Smooth Creamy peanut butter.

Man that's good peanut butter. YUM !!!!!

Anyone else here have any stories or any magic solutions ??

I think I'm going to win this one, but all suggestions welcome.

(no poison, rotting mice carcasses smell bad and attract flies).

 

[His Divine Shadow]

It doesn't take too long. We had a HUGE attic, at least 40 feet long, with two side rooms, and all our meeces dissapeared after a year. Don't give up hope.

 

[Neutron]

Poison..

The little fuckers.

Tron

 

[TKpervert]

A year ??????????????????????????????????
yeah my attic's forty feet, covers three rooms.

aw shit



oh well what ever it takes... **SOB**

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Only if your attic's 40 feet long. Much less time the smaller the space. They never wise up, despite what some may say.

 

[TKpervert]

What REALLY bothers me is that after two million years of evolution, the meeces are winning.
I have yet to find a way to dance on the ceiling over their pathetic little bedrooms and keep THEM awake all night.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Just wait until after the Nuclear war and the cockroaches take over.🙄 😉

 

[TKpervert]

oh yeah, well that's different.
how many of 'em do you think ??
more than six ?

 

[BellaRisa]

I'm amazed no one has suggested CATS . Seriously, we had this problem when I was a child in NYC, and my mom was *terrified* of mice. We got one cat, eventually had three, and never had a single meeses issue again. Well, except for the occasion 'present' of a mouse head in my slipper (eeeeewwwwww)😱 😱

Bella

www.BellaRisa.com

 

[Haltickling]

Of Mice and Men

That's the difference between cats and me: Cats like their mice raw, I prefer them well-done... 😛

 

[grippedchimp]

Mice. Right annoying bastards. At the start of this year, a few wandered around in my room, and believe me, it was dead tidy. They scratched my door, putting wood flakes on my carpet, scurried around in the dark, and even ran across the strings of my electric guitar! Needless to say, I had to sleep on the sofa that night. Since then, I've left a single trap and some rat poison in key areas (under bed, near door) and I think they haven't come back, though I've not got a single kill (smart-ass rodents). However, they recently gnawed away at the extension cable which connects our modem to the phone line. Oh yes, mice really do take the piss.

 

[BigJim]

Never had such a problem, because rodents can't take living with my smell. 😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

As many as you can afford, Perv, as many as you can afford.

That could also be why you'll never get a girl, Jim.🙄

 

[TickledToDeath]

Maybe it's the "Toys in the Attic" the meeces(Mice) are playing with?!
😉 😀 😛


TTD🙄 😱 😀 😎

 

[BigJim]

As many as you can afford, Perv, as many as you can afford.

That could also be why you'll never get a girl, Jim.🙄

Piss-taking wanker.🙄

 

[His Divine Shadow]

You brought it on yourself.🙄

 

[Ticklemmmeeeeee]

ur all disturbed, animal mutilating,wanker boys...incidentally speaking, my fear of mice running around my feet is greater than my desire to advocate for them...that said....go ahead and let ' em cash in, check out, conk,croak, decease, demise, depart, drop, expire, go,kick in,kick off, pass, pass away, pass out, peg out, perish, pip, pop off,snuff (out), succumb,swelt...yes I resorted to my thesaurus thank u very much and good night.🙂

 

[chrisheaven]

Thesaurus? Really you needed one to produce that?
lol

 

[Ticklemmmeeeeee]

::::summons a twister to drop a house on Chris:::::

 

[4Pawz]

Release something about 20 steps away from it's home and hope it doesn't come back🙄 hhmmm that makes sense. What would make more sense is to actually release them a ways away. Your other option, is to get a cat (shhhhhhhhhhh I didn't say this!) and generally they take care of the problem. then again, you could get one like mine and they just watch them walk across the floor😀

pawz

 

[giggleygirl25]

or get a rat terrier...supposedly those things won't take long to dispatch ofthe problem...the only problem is they will drop the deceased mice at your feet (well the heads anyway)...or you could get a dog like i used to have that used to just play with em...like a tennis ball...batting it back and forth (she was odd lol)