Milagros is great because...

[Babyshambles]

...he just is...

 

[General Zod]

He sure is great 😀

 

[WorkInProgress]

...New York ticklephiles can actually see who he is in real life, and have drinks with him offscreen.

 

[Babyshambles]

he has tungsten-carbide arms and wings than can fly him from New York to London and Back with zero carbon emissions.......what a guy!

 

[kered]

Mils is one of the most knowledgable and pleasant men I have ever met.

 

[milagros317]

I can see that this is going to be an embarrassing thread.

 

[venray]

Milagros is great because he always has a kind word for everyone and is a perfect gentleman with the ladies...

 

[Babyshambles]

Mils is one of the most knowledgable and pleasant men I have ever met.

That is true,

...to say nothing about his Tungsetn Carbide arms and 15" retractable penis that can accommodate most women.

I feel bad that this might embarrass Milagros, but what's not to like about him?

Since this is a silly-stuff thread, can everyone refrain from posting actual reasons why they love Milagros - as we can all take that for granted.

Can we instead limit our praise to the ethereal properties of Milagros - like said arms and retractable schlong.

 

[slacker2114]

Mils is great because he doesn't ask questions in the "Don't ask Slacker anything" thread.

 

[Babyshambles]

he has his OWN website

http://www.milagros.co.uk

 

[RobAce]

Milagros is sooooo cool because his museum features Mexican Art!!

What a guy!!

Rob

 

[milagros317]

he has his OWN website

http://www.milagros.co.uk

That's a very nice website but it's not mine. 😀

Here's mine: http://cafeboudoir.com/Jota_Milagros.html

 

[Bugman]

Mils is one of the most knowledgable and pleasant men I have ever met.

Milagros is great because he always has a kind word for everyone and is a perfect gentleman with the ladies...

Yes to both of the above.😀

 

[General Zod]

The vorpal bunnies all think Milagros is great

 

[Babyshambles]

That's a very nice website but it's not mine. 😀

Here's mine: http://cafeboudoir.com/Jota_Milagros.html

i like your website better. 🙂

 

[McNoodle]

Milagros is great because no matter what time day or night that Joe Torre calls him for advice regarding the Dodgers, he will graciously take the time to assist him.

 

[Babyshambles]

That's a very nice website but it's not mine. 😀

Here's mine: http://cafeboudoir.com/Jota_Milagros.html

How does he manage to be so nice and charming........

I want a spoonful of Milagros every morning.

 

[Moses25]

Milly is great b/c he will always post to one of my threads, even when most peeps are ignoring me.

He's also a tremendous mathematician!

Cheers.

 

[Babyshambles]

Milly is great b/c he will always post to one of my threads, even when most peeps are ignoring me.

He's also a tremendous mathematician!

Cheers.

here, here!

Milagros has a kind word for everybody.....


....even me.....

....even in my most rubbish of threads - like this one...

 

[kered]

Mils is very good at cards. I heard he once took three guys money with two clubs....in the parking lot.

 

[natural tickler]

because he is eating healthy by promoting the consumption of salads and other veggies

 

[paracarl44]

Because I think that he know the answer to the Hangman Game.

 

[kered]

...he is a very smart guy.

 

[milagros317]

because he is eating healthy by promoting the consumption of salads and other veggies

Go stuff a salad up your arse, NT. 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

...he is a very smart guy.

Milagros is great because he's fun to post with in the silly forum. 😀