I have a problem with my mom, its funny it being her. You see I was put up for adoption when I was 5months old, and I've always tried to go on with my life without her, but mom always put her nose in my life. A couple of weeks ago mom called me, she was drunk and stoned or whatever drugies call it. Pissed me off, she kept asking me about my brother Jay, soon she started to call me Jay. Well it pissed me off and I told her to stay out of my life. Later that night I was watching "Meet the Parents." And when Robert read his poem about his mom, it made me think that I could get my anger out by writting a poem about my mom. And I really did! And it worked! So here it is.
MY TRUE MOM
WRITTEN BY JORDAN
MOM RAISED ME IN HER TUMMY.
SINGING AND TALKING TO ME.
SMOKING POT AND SEEING THINGS.
CONFUSING ME FOR A THIRD LUNG.
ALL THOSE BAGGIES FULL OF DRUGS.
FROM YOUR POT TO YOUR NEEDLE SHOTS.
I TOOK ALL YOU GOT.
I WAS PUSHED FROM YOUR BODY.
WEAK FROM THE GUNK.
SELLING ME FOR BEER SO YOU CAN GET DRUNK.
HERE I SIT WRITTING THIS.
AND SUDDENLY GETTING STRUCK.
AFTER ALL THIS TIME I RELIZED.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
I know its a bit crude, but funny. I really wrote this too!
MY TRUE MOM
WRITTEN BY JORDAN
MOM RAISED ME IN HER TUMMY.
SINGING AND TALKING TO ME.
SMOKING POT AND SEEING THINGS.
CONFUSING ME FOR A THIRD LUNG.
ALL THOSE BAGGIES FULL OF DRUGS.
FROM YOUR POT TO YOUR NEEDLE SHOTS.
I TOOK ALL YOU GOT.
I WAS PUSHED FROM YOUR BODY.
WEAK FROM THE GUNK.
SELLING ME FOR BEER SO YOU CAN GET DRUNK.
HERE I SIT WRITTING THIS.
AND SUDDENLY GETTING STRUCK.
AFTER ALL THIS TIME I RELIZED.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
I know its a bit crude, but funny. I really wrote this too!
