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kurchatovium
Wielder of 100 Feathers
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Is there a chickenchoker.com too?
ROFLMAO! Kurchatovium......
A collection of euphemisms for uhhh... you know...
Adjusting your antenna/ Bashing the bird/
Batting Practice/ Being your own best friend/
Boppin' the bologna/ Boxing the clown/
Burping the worm/ Buggering your fist/
Caning the vandal/ Changing your oil/
Cheatin' the weasel/ Choking your chicken/
Clearing the snorkel/ Cooking some sheet meat/
Cranking your Jack-in-the-box/ Cuffing the carrot/
Dishonorable discharge/ Doing rapid one-arm pull-ups/
Doing the five-knuckle shuffle/ Dry-firing your skin cannon/
Emptying the payload/ Fathering some pleasure/
Faxing the Pope/ Feeding the ducks/
Firing your squirt gun/ Fist-kebabing/
Freeing your willies/ Getting a date with Slick/ Mittens/
Getting your palm red/ Going back to nature/
Gunning the motor/ Handing down the verdict/
Having a tug-of-war with the cyclops/ Hitting the batsman/
Homecoming/ Honing the bone//
Ironing the wrinkles/ Junior olympic pole vaulting/
Jerkin' the gherkin/ Knuckling your knob/
Launching the hand shuttle/ Lectrifying the cattle prod/
Letting some air out of your tire/ Looking for ticks/
Making instant pudding/ Making the bald guy puke/
Manning the cockpit/ Mashing the monster/
Massaging your colon/ Measuring for condoms/
Milking your banana/ Peeling the carrot/
Playing hand hockey/ Playing peek-a-boo with your weiner/
Playing the pipe organ/ Polishing your skin flute/
Pud Wrestling/ Pulling the goalie/
Pulling the purple headed yogurt pistol/Punching one out/
Punchin' the munchkin/ Roasting your weiner/
Rolling your jam joint/ Roughing up the suspect/
Sanding the bat/ Secret handshake/
Self-whitting/ Sending out the troops/
Shaking the thermometer/ Shellacking the shellaleigh/
Shining your helmet/ Shifting gears/
Shooting some seeds/ Shooting your pud cannon/
Shucking your cob/ Slapping the radish/
Snake charming/ Soloing /
Spanking your monkey/ Spear fishing/
Speed kneading Spreading the mayo/
Squeezing out some toothpaste Squeezing the squid/
Staff meeting Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko/
Taking a shake break/ Taming your snake/
Threading the needle/ Throttling the bottle/
Tickling the pickle/ Torturing the hostage/
Tossing the javelin/ Tugging the tapioca tube/
Varnishing the flagpole/ Virtual sex/
Walking the log/ Wedding rehearsal/
Windsurfing on Mount Baldy Whitewater wristing/
Wringing out your rope/ / Yanking the crank/
That should cover it!
Ven
A collection of euphemisms for uhhh... you know...
Adjusting your antenna/ Bashing the bird/
Batting Practice/ Being your own best friend/
Boppin' the bologna/ Boxing the clown/
Burping the worm/ Buggering your fist/
Caning the vandal/ Changing your oil/
Cheatin' the weasel/ Choking your chicken/
Clearing the snorkel/ Cooking some sheet meat/
Cranking your Jack-in-the-box/ Cuffing the carrot/
Dishonorable discharge/ Doing rapid one-arm pull-ups/
Doing the five-knuckle shuffle/ Dry-firing your skin cannon/
Emptying the payload/ Fathering some pleasure/
Faxing the Pope/ Feeding the ducks/
Firing your squirt gun/ Fist-kebabing/
Freeing your willies/ Getting a date with Slick/ Mittens/
Getting your palm red/ Going back to nature/
Gunning the motor/ Handing down the verdict/
Having a tug-of-war with the cyclops/ Hitting the batsman/
Homecoming/ Honing the bone//
Ironing the wrinkles/ Junior olympic pole vaulting/
Jerkin' the gherkin/ Knuckling your knob/
Launching the hand shuttle/ Lectrifying the cattle prod/
Letting some air out of your tire/ Looking for ticks/
Making instant pudding/ Making the bald guy puke/
Manning the cockpit/ Mashing the monster/
Massaging your colon/ Measuring for condoms/
Milking your banana/ Peeling the carrot/
Playing hand hockey/ Playing peek-a-boo with your weiner/
Playing the pipe organ/ Polishing your skin flute/
Pud Wrestling/ Pulling the goalie/
Pulling the purple headed yogurt pistol/Punching one out/
Punchin' the munchkin/ Roasting your weiner/
Rolling your jam joint/ Roughing up the suspect/
Sanding the bat/ Secret handshake/
Self-whitting/ Sending out the troops/
Shaking the thermometer/ Shellacking the shellaleigh/
Shining your helmet/ Shifting gears/
Shooting some seeds/ Shooting your pud cannon/
Shucking your cob/ Slapping the radish/
Snake charming/ Soloing /
Spanking your monkey/ Spear fishing/
Speed kneading Spreading the mayo/
Squeezing out some toothpaste Squeezing the squid/
Staff meeting Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko/
Taking a shake break/ Taming your snake/
Threading the needle/ Throttling the bottle/
Tickling the pickle/ Torturing the hostage/
Tossing the javelin/ Tugging the tapioca tube/
Varnishing the flagpole/ Virtual sex/
Walking the log/ Wedding rehearsal/
Windsurfing on Mount Baldy Whitewater wristing/
Wringing out your rope/ / Yanking the crank/
That should cover it!
Ven
kurchatovium
Wielder of 100 Feathers
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- Oct 24, 2001
- Messages
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- Points
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Thanks for the info venray. Now for a little musical interlude.
Composer: Eric Idle
Author: Eric Idle
Singer: Eric Idle
From the Movie 'The Meaning Of Life'
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
I think this thread is very informative and highly educational.
🙂
Composer: Eric Idle
Author: Eric Idle
Singer: Eric Idle
From the Movie 'The Meaning Of Life'
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
I think this thread is very informative and highly educational.
🙂
The middle of the thread....
Hello, and welcome to 'The Middle of the Thread', the moment where we take a break to invite you, the audience, to join us, the film-makers, in 'Find the Fish'. We're going to show you a scene from another film and ask you to guess where the fish is, but, if you think you know, don't keep it to yourselves! Yell out so that all the cinema can hear you. So, here we are with... 'Find the Fish'.
Hello, and welcome to 'The Middle of the Thread', the moment where we take a break to invite you, the audience, to join us, the film-makers, in 'Find the Fish'. We're going to show you a scene from another film and ask you to guess where the fish is, but, if you think you know, don't keep it to yourselves! Yell out so that all the cinema can hear you. So, here we are with... 'Find the Fish'.
kurchatovium
Wielder of 100 Feathers
- Joined
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And now for something completely different.
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs.
You blow me away!
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face, and then I'll love you truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we're blown away!
another python classic.
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs.
You blow me away!
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face, and then I'll love you truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we're blown away!
another python classic.
