More fun facts about Senshi

[Snail Shell]

This thread is dedicated to the fun facts about Senshi that are listed in his siggy. If you have a fun fact about Senshi that you'd like to share, here's you place to post it. (Keep 'em clean you sick little monkeys!)

Over the last few months, I've learned:

Senshi was the name of the seldom-mentioned fourth ship used when Christopher Columbus discovered North America.

Senshi is a raspberry-flavoured cream liqueur made in Finland.

Senshi is not just a noun, but also a verb.

🙂

Snail Shell

 

[Senshi1]

LOL ZOMG - a thread with my name in the title! That's two in two days! 😀 Now I love you, SS, even more than before.

 

[Cbarton]

Rarely known fact: Senshi is Gaelic for "please, put down that feather..."

 

[Senshi1]

Did you also know that Senshi is the only species of bird that is, in fact, a human?

 

[Snail Shell]

However despite being a bird, Senshi has also fathered three kittens, two gophers, five jellyfish and Larry the Cable Guy.

Snail Shell

 

[a1532b]

Did you know: Senshi is actually my brother!

 

[Violetta]

Senshi not only cleans those tough stains, but also can remove varnish.

 

[a1532b]

Senshi: it's what's for dinner.

 

[BigNorm]

Senshi was a medical test subject, but was fired after drinking all the vials with the pretty "biohazard" symbol on it.

Senshi jumped from a plane and belly-flopped into a local lake; the lake's now officially gone.

Senshi is Mongolian for yo-yo, which happens to ryhme with dodo, a highly intelligent bird.

 

[Violetta]

Senshi was the code name-used by Germans during WWII for uranium isotopes for atomic testing.

Senshi oversaw production of the first solar powered submarine, but commited suicide in his office after the vessel was lost in the Bermuda triangle.

Senshi isn't just a job, it's a way of life.

 

[Journia]

Senshi.....um....damn....uh....






Oh! Senshi is tired of these Mother FUCKING sNAKES ON A mOTHER FUCKING pLANE!!!!

 

[BigNorm]

Senshi.....um....damn....uh....






Oh! Senshi is tired of these Mother FUCKING sNAKES ON A mOTHER FUCKING pLANE!!!!

amen!

Senshi almost sniped Hitler in '43, but was distracted by a passing ice cream truck.

 

[Journia]

amen!

Senshi almost sniped Hitler in '43, but was distracted by a passing ice cream truck.

Oh yeah, I remember that, I waas there and I took the gun. But I found it wasn't loaded. Silly us eh?

Another Fun fact about Senshi

Senshi was going to make a music video with Tupac, but Said rapper piteously faked his own death.

 

[Violetta]

According to Gene Roddenberry's memoirs, Senshi was originally cast as Captain Pike's replacement after Jeffrey Hunter's death. But William Shatner beat him in a thumb-wrestling competition.

 

[Journia]

According to Gene Roddenberry's memoirs, Senshi was originally cast as Captain Pike's replacement after Jeffrey Hunter's death. But William Shatner beat him in a thumb-wrestling competition.

Roast him!!! Roast William Shatner!!!
What?
The comedians beat me to it? Jesus Christ all over us!!!

 

[Senshi1]

LOL 😀

Once, when Senshi was out walking across the Internet, he came across Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel, drugged them both, and stole their "fun facts about" gimmick.

 

[Violetta]

Senshi has always thought candy tastes better stolen fresh from the baby.

 

[Senshi1]

Due to a chemical anomaly, if Senshi is brought into direct content with platinum, said platinum reaches boiling point in a matter of seconds and shrivels up.

In 1998, Senshi made a shocking scientific breakthrough, discovering that human beings, as a species, were in fact able to fly as they had wings sprouting from their back which could reach wingspans of up to 10 meters. However, Senshi also discovered a genetic condition known as "Kaiser Syndrome" which causes the human to be born without wings - through one of the most astonishing coincidences to date, it turns out that every human born thus far has indeed been born with Kaiser Syndrome.


Senshi used to live in an abandoned library, until he rather foolishly protested for its re-opening, at which point he was forced to find new accomodation.

 

[Snail Shell]

The dinosaurs went extinct after a gigantic Senshi crashed into the Yucatan Peninsula.

Snail Shell

 

[TheChameleon]

Senshi is owned by the Anheuser-Busch Corporation. All rights reserved.

 

[a1532b]

Senshi once beat that little japanese guy in a hotdog eating contest. There is no record of this, however, becasuse afterwards senshi also ate every witness and contestant there...except for the little japanese guy. He is no longer allowed near food.

 

[HyPeRaCtIvItY1]

Senshi once beat that little japanese guy in a hotdog eating contest. There is no record of this, however, becasuse afterwards senshi also ate every witness and contestant there...except for the little japanese guy. He is no longer allowed near food.

Im seriously about to shit my pants laughing right now, thats fuckin awesome.

 

[Senshi1]

LOL Screw the library - I'm moving my bed into this thread and living here. 😀

 

[Violetta]

Contrary to popular belief, Senshi doesn't sleep in beds. He sleeps on large stone slabs of a type of granite only found in a small corner of the Andes. Each slab is cut to exactly 2.2 meters, by 1.1 meters, by 0.8 meters.

 

[a1532b]

Fun senshi fact: Senshi is oblivious to how large a meter actually is. He currently thinks a meter is a form of corn.