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More goofy lawsuits...

qjakal

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Funny Lawsuits by Inmates
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America's jailbirds don't give up. Disappointed by the criminal
justice system, this plucky lot still has faith in the civil
side. Last year, the states spent $81 million defending what
state attorneys general called frivolous lawsuits.

Here are a few favorites:

A San Quentin death row inmate sued California, claiming his
civil rights were violated because his packages were sent via
UPS rather than the U.S. Postal Service.

A Virginia inmate tried to sue himself for $5 million on the
grounds that he had gotten drunk and caused himself to violate
his religious beliefs by committing a crime. Because he had no
money, he wanted the state to pay the $5 million.

A convicted New York rapist sued the state, claiming he lost
sleep and suffered headaches and chest pains after being given
a "defective haircut" by an unqualified barber.

A Nevada inmate sued when he ordered two jars of chunky peanut
butter at the Nevada State Prison canteen and received one
chunky and one creamy.

A Arizona inmate sued when he was not invited to a pizza party
that prison employees held for a guard leaving his job.

A Indiana prisoner sued because he wanted to obtain Rogain for
his baldness.

A Ohio inmate sued for being denied possession of soap on a rope.

A Oklahoma inmate sued because he was forced to listen to
country music.

A Colorado con sued for early release because "everyone knows a
con only serves about three years of a 10-year sentence."

Okay, the Virginia guy suing himself is my clearcut choice for winner..anyone else? Q
 
I can see suing for the soap on a rope thing, and if I had to listen to country music, my head would pop.
 
I heard a good one if it's true. A man in Denmark was having a mole removed from his butt. The man "broke wind" thus igniting the doctors electrical instrument and searing the guys genitals. So now, of course he's suing the doctor! I read this in Harpers magazines week in review section.

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not being a big fan of country music either ..i'll have to vote for that guy...i'd like to know if the guy suing himself wins..i could use a few bucks 🙂
and lastly i used to get bad haircuts all the time when i was a kid (i think my barber drank) all i got was sore ears where he cut to far...
 
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