More priestly humour....?

[venray]

Subject: The Question


The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the
chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish manse.
He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.

One Saturday night the cock rooster was missing and as that
was the time he suspected cock fights occurred in the village,
he decided to do something about it at church the next morning.

At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.

"No no" he said. "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a
cock?"
All the women stood up.

"No no" he said. "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a
cock that doesn't belong to them." Half the women stood up.

"No no" he said "That wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody
seen my cock?"
All the altar boys stood up.

 

[Prime]

Does that mean the alter boys stole his rooster?


errrrrr no i get it...heh...good one Ven.

 

[Alex Warfield]

Three priests and a group of children are at sea in a boat. Suddenly, the baot springs a major leak, and the boat starts to sink. The first priest says "We have to save the children!" The second priest says "F*ck the children!" and the third priest says "....Do you think we'll have time?"

Mue ha ha ha ha!!!

 

[Biggles of 266]

The priest didn't have time to hear all the confessions so he grabbed his mate the Rabbi and asked if he could help him out. The Rabbi said sure, but he had no idea how to do it. The priest said 'just sit in the box with me and listen to a couple, then you'll be right to do i on your own'. The Rabbi says no worries and sits down next to the priest.

A young man comes in and says 'Father, I have lusted after the girl next door'. The priest tells him to say 5 hail marys and pray for forgiveness and sends him away. An old lady comes in and says 'Father, I have shoplifted'. The priest tells her to say 20 hail marys and pray for forgiveness before he sends her off.

'Righto' says the Rabbi, 'I reckon I've got the hang of this now, go enjoy yourself'. The priest nicks off leaving the Rabbi alone in the box.

Another young man comes in and says 'Father, I have lusted after women in the street'. The Rabbi thinks 'aah, easy, I remember this one' and tells him to say 5 hail marys and be very sorry. The young guy goes away and the Rabbi's feeling very pleased with himself. A young woman comes in and says 'Father, I have commited fellatio'. The Rabbi panics and thinks 'dammit, what the hell do I give for felatio?'. He tells her to wait a second, opens the door of the box and grabs an altar boy. 'Quick' he says, 'what does the priest give for fellatio?' 'Oh, 5 dollars and a Mars bar' says the altar boy.



see all you guys in hell... 🙄