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the story itself isn't nearly all that interesting, so much as what i find funny that i picked out of it.
So I'm wandering about the house this morning, and the TODAY show is on one of the TV's. Naturally I'm not paying it the slightest bit of attention when I hear "Ferguson....topless sunbathing...while sucking her toes"
I've never taken a doubletake at my tv fast enough to make my neck hurt, but that phrase, those words, caught me so off guard. lmao
I googled all of the words i could remember from that point forward, and it has something to do with the ex-wife of prince andrew and some infidelity scandal from about 20 years ago. Currently, she's being confronted about taking bribes from an undercover reporter etc, there's a whole article I care not to recall.
still, thought it was an interesting anecdote. ;p
 
No offense, but...

Hundreds of gallons of raw petroleum are spilling into the Gulf of Mexico. The Supreme Court is performing lobotomies on our body of laws. The economy is still in the toilet. And I'm supposed to care about the stupid things that a famous person's ex-wife does? (I felt the same way about President Clinton's sex scandal).
 
I'm not saying I care; I'm just saying that those were words that grabbed my attention. Besides, the sex scandal was from like 20 years ago; she was on the news this time for breaching British palace security for money. I dunno.
 
yeah I heard a little about that....I think she apologized and all but,apparently she did nothing illegal so,nothing is going to be done about it.
 
yeah I heard a little about that....I think she apologized and all but,apparently she did nothing illegal so,nothing is going to be done about it.

Dear Media Corporations and Scandalous Rumor Mongering Magazines of USA,

UNLESS THEY SLEEP WITH A MINOR, WE DO NOT F'ING CARE ABOUT THE SEX LIVES OF CELEBRITIES OR POLITICIANS! WE DON'T! THEY COULD SLEEP WITH A GIRAFFE AND WE COULD CARE LESS! STOP FILLING THE NEWS WITH THESE STORIES AND FOCUS ON THE REAL NEWS (aka the atrocities and terrible things that the news needs to focus on).
 
Dear Media Corporations and Scandalous Rumor Mongering Magazines of USA,

UNLESS THEY SLEEP WITH A MINOR, WE DO NOT F'ING CARE ABOUT THE SEX LIVES OF CELEBRITIES OR POLITICIANS! WE DON'T! THEY COULD SLEEP WITH A GIRAFFE AND WE COULD CARE LESS! STOP FILLING THE NEWS WITH THESE STORIES AND FOCUS ON THE REAL NEWS (aka the atrocities and terrible things that the news needs to focus on).

It went went something like that,I guess...just a little more professional..
I don't know..I wish the news would give us some good news.I am sick of going to my YouTube account and getting bad news..
 
Dear Media Corporations and Scandalous Rumor Mongering Magazines of USA,

UNLESS THEY SLEEP WITH A MINOR, WE DO NOT F'ING CARE ABOUT THE SEX LIVES OF CELEBRITIES OR POLITICIANS! WE DON'T! THEY COULD SLEEP WITH A GIRAFFE AND WE COULD CARE LESS! STOP FILLING THE NEWS WITH THESE STORIES AND FOCUS ON THE REAL NEWS (aka the atrocities and terrible things that the news needs to focus on).

Amen to that, sister! Let me add to that: IF YOU PEOPLE WANT TO OUTDO RUPERT MURDOCH (owner of Fox News, various tabloids and once-respectable newspapers like the Wall Street Journal), PAY MORE ATTENTION TO FACTS AND STOP TABLOID-IZING YOUR OWN OUTPUT!
 
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