Mug Shot: Guess the Crime...

[SamuelKhan]

No, it isnt feet!

 

[voided9]

The comments on the article are hilarious, oh my god.

 

[Bothersome]

No means no. Even if it's a couch.

 

[Bugman]

 

[Dussicar]

I have really mixed feelings about this. I can't seem to make up my mind about any of it. I keep swaying from "what the hell is wrong with this dude?" to "poor bastard. Of all the things to get publicly outed for." to "why a couch?" to "who the fuck buys a yellow couch anyway?" and back again.

 

[milagros317]

Some things should be at home with the door closed. Humping a couch is one of them.

 

[Jagermeistered]

No means no. Even if it's a couch.

How can a couch tell you, "No!"?

Oh yeah! The insanity plea - but, that would do more harm then good in this case.

 

[Jagermeistered]

Some things should be at home with the door closed. Humping a couch is one of them.

Or, maybe I can be one of the defense attorneys, and claim that the couch was a prostitute. Thanks for your taxpayer money, Mils! Now, I can buy a new couch! 😀

 

[SamuelKhan]

That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever head. What kind of a pervert would do that to a perfectly good couch?

Sincerely,

 

[General Zod]

All this fuss over a fucking couch.

 

[kis123]

Uh....where's the link to the story??

 

[SamuelKhan]

Uh....where's the link to the story??

In the word "feet"

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/couch-sex-plea-deal-576341

 

[kis123]

In the word "feet"

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/couch-sex-plea-deal-576341

Oh, I didn't see the "feet" link.

Oh my friggin' God!!!!!

WTF is wrong with him??? He has a wife at home.......why on earth is he screwing a couch? In the public?? In front of an off duty cop??

Wow....just wow!

 

[C.A.B.]

"so-fa, so good"

 

[venray]

Murdock always was a crazy bastard on the A-Team....Just sayin...

 

[Bohemianne]

^ Maybe this could have saved him.

 

[General Zod]

I guess you could say he his sofa king crazy.

 

[Bugman]

"so-fa, so good"

 

[kis123]

^ Maybe this could have saved him.

That's just nasty.......on a multitude of levels!

 

[Jagermeistered]

^ Maybe this could have saved him.

I agree! Those couches represent entrapment.