milagros317
Wielder of 500 Feathers
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Little Johnny enters his school room at 11am, just as a test is concluding.
"Johnny, how could you be so late?" asks the teacher.
"One of our cows is in heat," says Johnny, "so I had to take her over to the Brown's farm to be serviced by the prize bull there."
"But Johnny," says the teacher, "you knew there was a test today, an important test. Couldn't your father have done it instead?"
"Sure he could've," says Johnny, "but not as good as Farmer Brown's bull."
😛 😛
"Johnny, how could you be so late?" asks the teacher.
"One of our cows is in heat," says Johnny, "so I had to take her over to the Brown's farm to be serviced by the prize bull there."
"But Johnny," says the teacher, "you knew there was a test today, an important test. Couldn't your father have done it instead?"
"Sure he could've," says Johnny, "but not as good as Farmer Brown's bull."
😛 😛
