My Housing Situation

[ShiningIce]

Well the orcs have formed some sort of kingdom in my basement and they've made some weird sort of idol that they worship they call it Q very strange.......The trolls in my attic have kidnapped my neighbors cat and are holding it for ransom..........I think theres a dragon on my roof not sure what kind Im afraid to look......The Frost Giants in my freezer have opened up a ski resort.......The Fire Giants in my oven opened up a BBQ stand..........The gnomes have made some sort of machine that creates these weird mushroom clouds....... The Dwarves have mined all the way through my garage and hit another mithril vein.............Those damn elves are inviting the entire neighborhood over to join in some sort of weird huggy lovie dovy festival. Oh the Kender seems to be missing, I dont know wether to be happy about that or panicked....An adventuring party would be welcome in my house anytime now. Todays been weird. 😕

 

[amk714]

Cool, Ice! I wish I lived in your house. 😀

 

[BettyBoop2002]

Sounds like you better hit the deck! Get the heck out before you are next!😱

 

[venray]

So YOU are the new neighbor...could ya keep it down a bit...my sea monkeys need absolute quiet in order to procreate..

Thanks......😎

Ven

 

[Jamandi]

LOL. Ahh sea monkeys, gotta love em.

-Jamandi-

 

[ShiningIce]

The worst part is ever since the Kender's gone missin Ive been hearin strange noises.....

 

[BettyBoop2002]

The worst part is ever since the Kender's gone missin Ive been hearin strange noises.....

Umm Shinning Ice, who is Kender?😕
You didn't happen to have watch a horror movie late at night alone did you?

 

[kurchatovium]

Yeah, yeah but where are the nude photos of Lady Aribeth.😀

 

[ShiningIce]

Sorry Kurch the paparazzi beat me to it. 😡 🙁