synapss
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All this talk of Elves in Steeljaw's thread put me in a fantasy kinda mood. This unfortunate Wood Elf has stumbled into Naga territory. I imagine it went something like this...
Naga 1: We caught this sneaky little Elf near the nesting grounds. She must be here to steal our eggs!
Naga 2: Let us flay the skin from her bones and hang her up as a warning to all who would dare trespass upon our land!
Naga 3: No... I have a better idea. She will learn her lesson, but we shall give the Elves no cause to war with us. Elves have such sssensitive skin, why waste it with flaying? Strip her. Bind her. We shall tickle her till I can taste repentance in her tears! Then let her slink home in shame.
Naga 1: We caught this sneaky little Elf near the nesting grounds. She must be here to steal our eggs!
Naga 2: Let us flay the skin from her bones and hang her up as a warning to all who would dare trespass upon our land!
Naga 3: No... I have a better idea. She will learn her lesson, but we shall give the Elves no cause to war with us. Elves have such sssensitive skin, why waste it with flaying? Strip her. Bind her. We shall tickle her till I can taste repentance in her tears! Then let her slink home in shame.