dardanos78
TMF Regular
- Joined
- Nov 22, 2001
- Messages
- 152
- Points
- 16
Hello friends,
I am a Navy guy who will be moving to Norfolk at the beginning of April and I was hoping to start an online friendship with a responsible, ticklish, woman with the hopes that it will turn into something more real when I arrive in April.
Just to give you an idea of what I look like (though you can see my pics in the member photo section or go to http://www.myspace.com/dardanos78 to see more pictures. I just turned 29, I have brown hair/eyes. I am 6' tall about 190 lbs.
Now, a little about who I am:
I am a dynamic figure. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have been known to remodel train stations, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. Using only a extension cord and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a basket. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. My floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike origami skills. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. On Wednesday nights, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact yoga. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I breed prizewinning clams. I once read War and Peace, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. The laws of physics do not apply to me. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. And I was once on the best seller list for five weeks in a row for my book "1001 things to do with a tub of I can't believe it's not butter".
As far as the whole tickling thing is concerned I would prefer someone who likes to switch as I love to be on both sides of the coin, though lers and lees are welcome as well. I am a very attentive person and give of myself freely almost to a fault. I feel that tickling can be a very sexual thing but also harmlessly playful, it just depends on who your with. I love to make others laugh (even without tickling). I am not caught up on looks but I am partial to redheads
. I am looking for someone around my age or younger (within reason) I do hope to meet someone nice and fun to chat with. You can e mail me either here on the TMF, Myspace, or at [email protected]. I hope to hear from someone special. Buh Bye!
I am a Navy guy who will be moving to Norfolk at the beginning of April and I was hoping to start an online friendship with a responsible, ticklish, woman with the hopes that it will turn into something more real when I arrive in April.
Just to give you an idea of what I look like (though you can see my pics in the member photo section or go to http://www.myspace.com/dardanos78 to see more pictures. I just turned 29, I have brown hair/eyes. I am 6' tall about 190 lbs.
Now, a little about who I am:
I am a dynamic figure. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have been known to remodel train stations, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. Using only a extension cord and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a basket. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. My floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike origami skills. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. On Wednesday nights, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact yoga. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I breed prizewinning clams. I once read War and Peace, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. The laws of physics do not apply to me. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. And I was once on the best seller list for five weeks in a row for my book "1001 things to do with a tub of I can't believe it's not butter".
As far as the whole tickling thing is concerned I would prefer someone who likes to switch as I love to be on both sides of the coin, though lers and lees are welcome as well. I am a very attentive person and give of myself freely almost to a fault. I feel that tickling can be a very sexual thing but also harmlessly playful, it just depends on who your with. I love to make others laugh (even without tickling). I am not caught up on looks but I am partial to redheads
. I am looking for someone around my age or younger (within reason) I do hope to meet someone nice and fun to chat with. You can e mail me either here on the TMF, Myspace, or at [email protected]. I hope to hear from someone special. Buh Bye!
