G'day mate!
I've just been down the bill-a-bong having a barbie with a tinny of XXXX
Oh cack! Now i've got 'the runs' and need to get to the Dunny - but the only toilet is for Sheila's not Bruces.
From
A fellow Australian
(Ps, Crocodile Dundee rules............
Pps, anyone know who our prime minister is? Isn't it John Howard? What about that fella who went into the sea and never reappeared? If he comes back, does he take over??