Nessonite Vs KJ: Rematch!

[jayd1]

Tonight on nonstop FOX . . .

KJ, recently heavily tickled by Nessonite at an infamous New Years rockin' eve party, gets his revenge. In this exclusive still shot, we see KJ introducing his weapon of mass elation-- Renaissance Faire stocks-- on an unsuspecting Nessonite. Oh the humanity! Where can her squirming soles hide in the face of overwhelming wood confinement. Young Nessie may have had the upper hand on December 31st, but now her hands can only fidget and whatnot. And now, a disclaimer from FOX CEO Rupert Murdock:

G'day, ya barstards! Listen 'ere mate-- I has ta tell yas that this image is fake. Damn FCC regulations or something. Anyway, rest assured those are genuine KJ stocks. Furtha-more, that Sheila is made up only of the good stuff-- 100% Nessonite, from 'er fingers to 'er scribbled soles. Crikey, it's all good fun, love. Now piss off!

M/f--Soles

 

[nessonite1]

Oh my goodness!!!!
First I've got to tell you that I am TOTALLY impressed! Totally totally impressed! That is amazing!
I can't believe you even used my own feet for this dastardly picture! Geez it doesnt even look like a fake!! I'm having to convince myself I didn't really do that!
Sorry, Kuj...after seeing this I'm having second thoughts about having a go in your stocks!!
Thanks so much for the time you put into this! This is really incredible!

 

[Kujman1]

lol, cool

Very cool- nice concept.... and pretty much just how it happed when she came to my fair and gpt trapped in the stocks...oops... er... I mean how it will happen, that is???

One can only hope thats a premonition...

I wish you had the color version of that photo, I'll send it.

What a great addition to any stocks she makes 🙂

KUJ

 

[jayd1]

One can only hope thats a premonition...

I wish you had the color version of that photo
KUJ

KJ,

Trust me, you don't. I had to piece her together from photos of various origin-- some originally in black & white. So I settled here for a sort-of sepia tone treatment. Unless you live in Pleasantville, you REALLY don't want to check out even nicely confined bare soles where one is in color and the other is B&W.

Jay

 

[jayd1]

Oh my goodness!!!!
First I've got to tell you that I am TOTALLY impressed! Totally totally impressed! That is amazing!
I can't believe you even used my own feet for this dastardly picture! Geez it doesnt even look like a fake!! I'm having to convince myself I didn't really do that!
Sorry, Kuj...after seeing this I'm having second thoughts about having a go in your stocks!!
Thanks so much for the time you put into this! This is really incredible!

Nesssie,

Thank yas, love (oops, slipping back into Rupert).

Honestly, you have no one but yourself to blame for this. I told you that signature of yours, one side with bite-size perfect soles, the other with your cutie face, makes me foot-goofy. The world simply is not right as long as feet THAT ticklish are free to roam where they will. Someone must bring them to justice! And that someone is . . . well it's KJ actually, but I get to clap my hands and stuff. No justice, no peace!

Beware dropping more pics around-- more fake garbage from me might be the result.

Seriously, when you take a ride in KJ's stocks for real, I *must* see evidence! Photos, video, socks with smiley faces on them-- I need it all.

By the way, I'd tell you & KJ both you are the best, but I have to maintain some semblance of dignity. Oops, too late.

Jay *damn*

 

[nessonite1]

Someone must bring them to justice! And that someone is . . . well it's KJ actually

Indeed 😀 I'm looking forward to him spending further quality time with them. And I'll be sure to post up the evidence should I ever brave the stocks. 😛