milagros317
Wielder of 500 Feathers
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So the new CEO decides it's time to rid the company of slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, he notices a guy leaning against a wall.
The room was full of workers.
Seeing a chance to show he meant business, he says to the guy, 'How much money do you make a week?' A little surprised, the young man says, 'I make $400. Why?'
The CEO says, 'Wait right here.'
He walks back to his office and comes back in two minutes.
He hands the guy $800 in cash and says, 'Here's two weeks' pay in lieu of notice. You're fired!
Now get out and don't come back!'
Feeling like a boss now, the CEO looks around and says, 'Does anyone want to tell me what that goofball's job was around here?'
From across the room, a voice says, 'Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.'
On a tour of the facilities, he notices a guy leaning against a wall.
The room was full of workers.
Seeing a chance to show he meant business, he says to the guy, 'How much money do you make a week?' A little surprised, the young man says, 'I make $400. Why?'
The CEO says, 'Wait right here.'
He walks back to his office and comes back in two minutes.
He hands the guy $800 in cash and says, 'Here's two weeks' pay in lieu of notice. You're fired!
Now get out and don't come back!'
Feeling like a boss now, the CEO looks around and says, 'Does anyone want to tell me what that goofball's job was around here?'
From across the room, a voice says, 'Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.'
