njjen3953
4th Level Orange Feather
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- Apr 18, 2001
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S t . M o m ' s W o r t
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to six hours.
E m p t y N e s t r o g e n
Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy
by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as
teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
P e p t o b i m b o
Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed
before an evening out increases breast size, decreases
intelligence, and improves flirting.
D u m e r o l
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing
enjoyment of country western music.
F l i p i t o r
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling
road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
A n t i b o y o t i c s
When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective
in improving grades, freeing up phonelines, and reducing
money spent on make-up.
M e n i c i l l i n
Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance
to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person...
let's go back to my place?"
B u y a g r a
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping.
Increases potency and duration of spending spree.
Extra Strength Buy-One-all
When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate
buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with
a Donnie Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura.
J a c k A s s p i r i n
Relieves the headache caused by a man who can't remember
your birthday, anniversary or phone number.
A n t i - t a l k s i d e n t
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone
too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.
S e x c e d r i n
Bedroom aerosol spray for men. More effective than
Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear, I have a headache," syndrome.
R a g a m e t
When administered to a husband, provides the same
irritation as ragging on him all weekend, saving the wife
the time and trouble of doing it herself.
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to six hours.
E m p t y N e s t r o g e n
Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy
by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as
teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
P e p t o b i m b o
Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed
before an evening out increases breast size, decreases
intelligence, and improves flirting.
D u m e r o l
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing
enjoyment of country western music.
F l i p i t o r
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling
road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
A n t i b o y o t i c s
When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective
in improving grades, freeing up phonelines, and reducing
money spent on make-up.
M e n i c i l l i n
Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance
to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person...
let's go back to my place?"
B u y a g r a
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping.
Increases potency and duration of spending spree.
Extra Strength Buy-One-all
When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate
buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with
a Donnie Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura.
J a c k A s s p i r i n
Relieves the headache caused by a man who can't remember
your birthday, anniversary or phone number.
A n t i - t a l k s i d e n t
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone
too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.
S e x c e d r i n
Bedroom aerosol spray for men. More effective than
Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear, I have a headache," syndrome.
R a g a m e t
When administered to a husband, provides the same
irritation as ragging on him all weekend, saving the wife
the time and trouble of doing it herself.
