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Ninjas or Pirates? Which group is cooler?
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Kitchy-Kitten
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Pirates PWN.
I mean, do ninjas get capes?
...no?
EXACTLY.
I mean, do ninjas get capes?
...no?
EXACTLY.
TklDuo-Drew
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Hey....Ninjas have no personality or even talk! At least Pirates get to go "ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!"
On the other hand....a Ninja could flatten a Pirate in seconds. Provided said Pirate doesn't have a sword.
Drew
On the other hand....a Ninja could flatten a Pirate in seconds. Provided said Pirate doesn't have a sword.
Drew
Pirate MOTTO:
I will collect all the booty I can get my hooks on,
and uphold the virtue of honor
among my fellow pirates,
their booty is safe on their islands
as mine is on mine,
but if any of my brothers cross me,
I'll shoot cannonballs at his crotch
and if anyong tries to stop me from taking a chick
it's my duty as a pirate to see his guts sliced out
the seven seas are mine to loot. Arr!
What type of movies to pirates like?
Ones rated Aaarrgghh!
September 19 is National Talk Like A Pirate Day
TOP NINE REASONS WHY PIRATES ARE BETTER THAN NINJAS:
Ninjas wear silky, footed pajamas all the time
Ninjas have to be stealthy and quiet all the time
Ninjas don't get to have a pet parrot
Ninjas don't sail around in a pirate ship
Ninjas can't get titles like "Captain" or "Swabby"
Ninjas don't get to find buried treasure
Ninjas have to flip around like little gymnasts
Ninjas don't get to make people walk the plank
Ninjas can't say "Arrrggghhh"
I will collect all the booty I can get my hooks on,
and uphold the virtue of honor
among my fellow pirates,
their booty is safe on their islands
as mine is on mine,
but if any of my brothers cross me,
I'll shoot cannonballs at his crotch
and if anyong tries to stop me from taking a chick
it's my duty as a pirate to see his guts sliced out
the seven seas are mine to loot. Arr!
What type of movies to pirates like?
Ones rated Aaarrgghh!
September 19 is National Talk Like A Pirate Day
TOP NINE REASONS WHY PIRATES ARE BETTER THAN NINJAS:
Ninjas wear silky, footed pajamas all the time
Ninjas have to be stealthy and quiet all the time
Ninjas don't get to have a pet parrot
Ninjas don't sail around in a pirate ship
Ninjas can't get titles like "Captain" or "Swabby"
Ninjas don't get to find buried treasure
Ninjas have to flip around like little gymnasts
Ninjas don't get to make people walk the plank
Ninjas can't say "Arrrggghhh"
tg, tg, tg...
I'm gonna have to tickle some sense into you. Hehehe
Ninjas are cooler than pirates for several reasons:
1. I am one (duh!) J/K
2. Ninjas can be anyone, even pirates, but not vice versa. (How much sense would THAT make?)
3. Ninjas can be anywhere and fully adaptable to any situation. As Flatfoot stated earlier, without ships or water nearby, pirates aren't much more than average joes.
4. As skilled as pirates are, they are nowhere near as formidable as ninjas. Ninjas train from childhood (most of them, not naming any names) just to have the honor of being called a ninja. Although Japan officially abolished the act of seppuku in the 1940's, many die-hards still practice it to this day when faced with certain death or disgrace.
5. Ninja skills are often mimicked in some of our most popular Hollywood blockbusters, such as the Matrix and Kill Bill franchises, as well as the newly produced Aeon Flux. How many swash-bucklers do you see in those movies? If memory serves me correctly, not too many.
6. Cool Black Outfits! Duh!
7. Even your average ninja can wield a weapon for the first time and still use it just as a seasoned veteran would. What kinds of weapons do a pirate have readily available? Yay, a cutlass and a single-shot pistol...*Yawn*
8. Ninjas are masters of martial arts, as if I had to spell it out for you. That just makes them cooler in and of itself. How many pirates do you know of that can kill a man just by pinching his nipples? Not too many, I'm sure.
9. Even our government's most elite assassins learn the same skills taught to ninjas centuries ago. If that's not cool, I don't know what is. How many skills do they learn pertaining to pirates? Your guess is as good as mine.
10. Ninjas are also masters of improvisation. It's like every ninja is his own Macguyver. Take a veteran ninja and he could probably make a bomb out of some duct tape and an old shoe! It's wonderful!
ticklishgiggle said:
I'm gonna have to tickle some sense into you. Hehehe
Ninjas are cooler than pirates for several reasons:1. I am one (duh!) J/K
2. Ninjas can be anyone, even pirates, but not vice versa. (How much sense would THAT make?)
3. Ninjas can be anywhere and fully adaptable to any situation. As Flatfoot stated earlier, without ships or water nearby, pirates aren't much more than average joes.
4. As skilled as pirates are, they are nowhere near as formidable as ninjas. Ninjas train from childhood (most of them, not naming any names) just to have the honor of being called a ninja. Although Japan officially abolished the act of seppuku in the 1940's, many die-hards still practice it to this day when faced with certain death or disgrace.
5. Ninja skills are often mimicked in some of our most popular Hollywood blockbusters, such as the Matrix and Kill Bill franchises, as well as the newly produced Aeon Flux. How many swash-bucklers do you see in those movies? If memory serves me correctly, not too many.
6. Cool Black Outfits! Duh!
7. Even your average ninja can wield a weapon for the first time and still use it just as a seasoned veteran would. What kinds of weapons do a pirate have readily available? Yay, a cutlass and a single-shot pistol...*Yawn*
8. Ninjas are masters of martial arts, as if I had to spell it out for you. That just makes them cooler in and of itself. How many pirates do you know of that can kill a man just by pinching his nipples? Not too many, I'm sure.
9. Even our government's most elite assassins learn the same skills taught to ninjas centuries ago. If that's not cool, I don't know what is. How many skills do they learn pertaining to pirates? Your guess is as good as mine.
10. Ninjas are also masters of improvisation. It's like every ninja is his own Macguyver. Take a veteran ninja and he could probably make a bomb out of some duct tape and an old shoe! It's wonderful!
Jason Reborn
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The poll may be closed, but I'm still gonna have my say and say that ninjas rule over pirates any day of the week...and the end results of this poll agrees with me 57 percent of the time lol.
