Nobody pays attention to me, here anymore. Goodbye TT.

[Dussicar]

I have noticed as of late, that nobody seems to like me anymore on this forum. I have tried everything to get you people to see me as a human being, and not just some words typed into forums with a human touch. So what if I don't have a fancy signature like some of you computer "god's." You know what I think? I think you don't like my sig quotes because you can't read! That's why! You are embarassed, so you take it out on me! You know I'm pretty!
So what if I've PMed Mistress Valerie over 36.5 times, and asked if se has prince albert in a can?
So what if I FED-EX dead squirrels to Aphroditerabbit's front door as a love offering?
So what if I had a micro-cam placed in the ceiling of HDS's bathroom, waiting for him to take a shower and watch....Just watch.

Ah, hell. Just having you on. 😀
I figured this forum hasn't seen a good pointless thread in a long time. So I thought I'd pick up the slack. Sorry to the mod's if I wasted bandwidth, but it was just an urge I had.

However. Since I don't want this thread to go completely to waste...Don't suppose anybody has any good recipies for any caramel or peanut butter related desserts? On this end, I'm serious. I wouldn't mind trying my hand at making something like that.

 

[naveltkltr1350]

Lmfao!

Carmel sounds good right now!

P.S. I signed for that package of the dead squirrels! lmao

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

Provided you are serious about leaving, I want you to know that I've never taken for granted any of your posts to me, or conversations which involved you in them, whether I was a part of them or not.

Its a shame to see you leave, but if you truely feel people aren't paying you the attention you'd like, you are free to leave. It would be shame though, a damn shame.

However, you could just be joking and I hope you are.

 

[girls_tickle_me1]

Well, I pay bills and taxes but not attention cuz that costs too much! (grinz)

 

[AphroditeRabbit]

Oh...my...god.....JEFF HOW COULD YOU?!?!?! *laughs* Dead squirrels....couldn't you guys have made it some animal that wasen't hilarious or adorable?!?! Something ugly...like an ostrich or something. Yes. That's exactly what I want to see. If you love me Dussicar...send me a dead ostrich...by sunset...or...um...the squirrel gets it.

 

[Dussicar]

Lmfao!

Carmel sounds good right now!

P.S. I signed for that package of the dead squirrels! lmao

LOL!
Actually, I was going to type your username originally, but I forgot how to spell it correctly. so I went with AR instead. 😀 😀 😀

 

[Dussicar]

Oh...my...god.....JEFF HOW COULD YOU?!?!?! *laughs* Dead squirrels....couldn't you guys have made it some animal that wasen't hilarious or adorable?!?! Something ugly...like an ostrich or something. Yes. That's exactly what I want to see. If you love me Dussicar...send me a dead ostrich...by sunset...or...um...the squirrel gets it.

Well, I don't think it will fit into the economy package, but if I can put it through the meat grinder a few times, it'll be as right as rain.

Just back away from the squirrel nice and slowly...The ostrich is coming. 😀

 

[Dussicar]

Provided you are serious about leaving, I want you to know that I've never taken for granted any of your posts to me, or conversations which involved you in them, whether I was a part of them or not.

Its a shame to see you leave, but if you truely feel people aren't paying you the attention you'd like, you are free to leave. It would be shame though, a damn shame.

However, you could just be joking and I hope you are.

Naw, I was just goofing around. I felt a little bored, so I decided to make this thread.
Initially, I was going to write a big rambling manifesto that would slowly begin to make less and less sense as I went on. But, I didn't want to type that much to get to the joke at the end. So, I made it short and sweet.

Nonetheless, I do apreciate what you said, though. Even though I was being silly, that kind of thing is still nice to hear. Thanks Vlad.

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

Yeah, it was obvious you were joking, but initially there was that chance that you were not. Its difficult ot tell sometimes, because its near impossible to know the inflections in the way someone types without actually hearing them speak.

 

[MistressValerie1]

In the spirit of being silly, I found the perfect picture of cuteness, attached 😉

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

Thats so adorable! :happy:

 

[nessonite1]

That's precious, Missy Val!!!!
For good recipes try food.com 😀

 

[Budweiserbob!]

My brother sent me a octopus in the post! 😵

Me and him are having a 'Random Post' Contest! The most random thing sent through the post to them wins!

But there's no judge so it's gonna be a random cycle! But i'm gonna win because my sig says so!

But i need your help, which of these 3 should i send (basically, which is most random!):

1. A jar of oatmeal.
2. A pair of underpants that say 'Mel' on them.
3. An ink cartridge filled with pineapple juice.

Which one?!? You choose!

 

[Cbarton]

My brother sent me a octopus in the post! 😵

Me and him are having a 'Random Post' Contest! The most random thing sent through the post to them wins!

But there's no judge so it's gonna be a random cycle! But i'm gonna win because my sig says so!

But i need your help, which of these 3 should i send (basically, which is most random!):

1. A jar of oatmeal.
2. A pair of underpants that say 'Mel' on them.
3. An ink cartridge filled with pineapple juice.

Which one?!? You choose!

how about an ink cartridge filled with oatmeal? The level of difficulty alone should boost your score.....

 

[shark]

Fried or grilled ostrich meat is good stuff. Heart healthy, too.

 

[nessonite1]

3. An ink cartridge filled with pineapple juice.

That one. Wrap it in the comics page of a German newspaper.

 

[AphroditeRabbit]

Get a thong that says Dirk on it...and like....hang it on his doorknob outside.

 

[TklMonster]

Actually, I knew Dussicar was joking, because I'm pretty sure Fed-Ex hands off to Purolator at the border, and also because squirrels from Canada are prohibited by the Tree Rodent Regulatory Act, which bans the entry into this country of any animals that are smarter and cuter than our current political incumbents. Is anyone actually still reading any of these posts?

 

[Dade]

Here ya go sweetie!

Because you asked.

 

[CellarDweller]

lmao at this whole thread.

However, perhaps "d" should be punished for pulling our collective legs.....

Ladies, you know what to do.......

 

[Lummie]

it's so sad to see you leaving..I'll miss you =( take care, kthxbye =P XD

1. A jar of oatmeal.
2. A pair of underpants that say 'Mel' on them.
3. An ink cartridge filled with pineapple juice.

Definetly number 1 or 3 XD

 

[MistressValerie1]

lmao at this whole thread.

However, perhaps "d" should be punished for pulling our collective legs.....

Ladies, you know what to do.......

There's an Ab-Mistress Table™ waiting for him ... 😉

 

[AphroditeRabbit]

Because you asked.

Awwwww...you care! *eyes tear up with passion, staring at the ostrich carcass*

 

[CellarDweller]

There's an Ab-Mistress Table™ waiting for him ... 😉

do you have your feathers handy????

 

[MistressValerie1]

I just obtained some feathers from an unlucky ostrich 😀