Nonsense Poems

[GenericUsername]

Right, let's see if this either catches on, or fails horribly...

This thread has no purpose, except for the posting of pointless rhymes. They may follow a specific pattern, such as limericks, chastushkas, etc, or they can be freely derived with no particular structure. They can be lewd, funny, stupid, it doesn't matter, but, you must have come up with the rhyme yourself!

So flex that brain and get typing. I'll start things off with a limerick:

There once was a man from the stars.
Who was wooing a lady on Mars.
But once in the act
His rod would retract
Since the lady preferred his cigars.

 

[Bohemianne]

Fly Tadpole Fly

The silly tadpole in a bowl
Can do nothing but stall
Silently it bawls and bawls
Like a big bad toad
Waiting on board
The catapult hurls the bowl
Out of the bowl,
Off went the tadpole!
In its flight to the southwest pole
It landed on a shawl
Yet still goes the tadpole
In its catastrophic somersault
Like some form of assault
It finally hits a vault
No it’s not, it’s not its fault!
But it’s too remote…
To even take note
It’s the adventure
Of a silly creature
Again up in the air
Down, down to never
Land of despair!
To a woman’s nether, if possible
Where… just where will the tadpole fall?
Just as that it hits an unknown hole…
Then it’s seen nevermore….

Dedicated to Edgar Allan Pole

 

[TD01089]

here's a short poem

Roses are red, and can be fickle
beware you females or you might get a tickle
laughing is awesome, and relaxing sometimes
its like riding a bike that you love all the time.
no other way is clear of how lovely these times are
even if your a model, or even from afar.
don't let anyone let you feel ashamed of who you are,
cuz that person inside is what makes you a star

 

[C.A.B.]

Once upon darkened stair
I met a woman that wasn't there
She wasn't there again today
Because I locked her in my dungeon
And hid the key away

 

[GenericUsername]

A Scotsman once had to postpone,
A clans-meet that so made him groan.
There wasn’t ‘nuff tatties,
Or pluck to make haggis,
So in despair he exclaimed, “Ach, cummoan!”

 

[Xodlirv]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're really hot
Let's fuck.

 

[TD01089]

Roses are red,
Daisy's are yellow.
Everytime you jump
your boobs bounce like jello

 

[C.A.B.]

Adam
Had 'em

 

[GenericUsername]

There once was a damsel, tied in duress
From a feather, her laughter she'd try to repress
Then without a trace
Gone was her grace
For the tickling was more now than less

 

[TD01089]

there once was a man from Nantucket...

 

[Xodlirv]

A lady named BrandiElizabeth
Laughed until she was quite out of breath
She was having the blues
'Til Xod took off her shoes
And tickled her feet nearly half to death!