Not all blondes...........

[venray]

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table when a very


attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars
on a single roll of dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."

With that she stripped buck naked, rolled the dice and yelled,
"Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I
WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She
then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of
them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't
know; I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

 

[TicklingDuo]

Oooooooooooooo!!! I like that one, Ray!

Ann

 

[milagros317]

Hilarious.😀

Finally, a sure way to win at the craps table, but I can't use it myself.

 

[Sunriseticklee]

I can... (taking notes), but I'd probably use all my cash for bail money. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I can... (taking notes), but I'd probably use all my cash for bail money. 😀

If I could be there to watch, I would gladly bail you out, Sunrise. 😀

 

[Sunriseticklee]

Picks out her favorite birthday suit... LOL

*giggle*

😛

 

[venray]

Gets the digital camera and a feather ready.........

 

[Sunriseticklee]

You might want to get a camcorder

 

[MistressValerie]

Hil-fricken-arious!

Luv and laughter,

 

[ShiningIce]

*Decides to streak across the forum and starts strippin*

 

[venray]

*Decides to streak across the forum and starts strippin*

My eyes..my eyes..the burning!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHG!

 

[Limeoutsider]

when you look for this stuff, what exactly do you search for?

 

[venray]

when you look for this stuff, what exactly do you search for?

I get a lot of the jokes from emails from friends.

Ven