not qualified

[mpeyton]

A parody of the California university not accepting Christian applicants story. Amelia gets a letter from a college she found saying they will not enroll Christians. I wonder what she will do.

 

[pabuluz1]

....?

 

[Kalamos]

Convert?

 

[cpr1815]

I don't get it. Does Amelia turn around and get the crap tickled out of her by pagans or something?

 

[mpeyton]

I don't get it. Does Amelia turn around and get the crap tickled out of her by pagans or something?

Later maybe. I have to think of how I want to illustrate something like that and my brain is a little fried right now.

 

[BigNorm]

Convert?

worship satan and you'll get accepted? or convert to scientology and do little work, yet get straight A's.

 

[Kalamos]

Hey, it's not like either Christian *or* pagan... 😉

 

[cpr1815]

Hey, it's not like either Christian *or* pagan... 😉

Hey, this is true! Look at Sammy Davis Jr......he converted to Judaism!

 

[Kalamos]

Hey, this is true! Look at Sammy Davis Jr......he converted to Judaism!

Back to the roots, I say.

...

Were I to worship a deity, I'd stick with something classic too. 😉

 

[BigNorm]

Back to the roots, I say.

...

Were I to worship a deity, I'd stick with something classic too. 😉

the classics are always best 😀

ok, not being accepted into a college... ok... i have a feeling your application to college was turned down, though i seriously doubt it was because your a christian, and i hardly doubt it was worth drawing a pic about it, that just makes it kinda lame.

 

[Kalamos]

the classics are always best 😀

That's why I pay token homage to Ahura Mazda...

😉

 

[mpeyton]

Amelia storms into the university, ties up the headmaster, and tickles the crap out of her. Will the teacher agree to enroll Amelia?

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

I don't think so. Realistically, she'd try and call security or something and try and have Amelia punished for aggrivated assault and possibly sexual misconduct or harassement.

BUT.....thats reality then, isn't it? 😛

Cute picture though. ^^

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

Or, maybe she'll like the attention she's getting and will try and pull one of those teacher/student boners and have a secret, steamy affair with her pupil that could potentially send her to prison, or get her fired and her benefits removed.

BUT....thats reality also, isn't it? 😛

Seems like whichever way she goes something bad is going to happen....LOL