Notice To All Employees

[njjen3953]

To: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season

Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following
guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and
Leisure Industry Council).

1. Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is
discouraged.

2. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it
runs up an incredible long distance phone bill)

3. Work requests are not to be filed under 'Bah humbug.'

4. Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through
the woods to Grandma's house.

5. All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.

6. Egg nog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.

In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

LOL These were funny Jen!Thanks for sharing with us. 😀 Tracy 😀

 

[slave4tickles]

To: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season

Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following
guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and
Leisure Industry Council).

1. Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is
discouraged.

2. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it
runs up an incredible long distance phone bill)

3. Work requests are not to be filed under 'Bah humbug.'

4. Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through
the woods to Grandma's house.

5. All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.

6. Egg nog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.

In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.

LOL Jen these were funny!!!!😀 Katherine

 

[amk714]

That's one funny memo, Jen! This should be posted in every office. Thanks for the laugh! 😀

 

[Venus51099]

Yes that is one funny memo! 😉 What would happen if I copied this and took it in....nah! LOL I better not! Rose
Good one Jen