paracarl44
Wielder of 100 Feathers
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NEWS FLASH!
Obama vacationing in Hawaii saw a corked bottle on the beach. He removed the cork and
out came a lady genie who said: "I can grant you one wish".
Obama was in a belligerent mood after hearing about his health care website not working,
snapped: "What can you do for me lady"?
The genie replied: "Oh please sir, let me grant you a wish so that I will not have to be
cooped up in that bottle again".
He thought for a moment then said: "I want to wake up with three white women in bed
with me".
His wish was granted and in his bed was Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Nancy Pelosi.
He was missing his penis, suffering from battered kneecaps, and without health insurance.
Justice served.
Obama vacationing in Hawaii saw a corked bottle on the beach. He removed the cork and
out came a lady genie who said: "I can grant you one wish".
Obama was in a belligerent mood after hearing about his health care website not working,
snapped: "What can you do for me lady"?
The genie replied: "Oh please sir, let me grant you a wish so that I will not have to be
cooped up in that bottle again".
He thought for a moment then said: "I want to wake up with three white women in bed
with me".
His wish was granted and in his bed was Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Nancy Pelosi.
He was missing his penis, suffering from battered kneecaps, and without health insurance.
Justice served.
