Odd Sayings :D

[luv2bt&tickled]

I am sure that we all have heard or either said odd things that we have heard growing up or even today. Here are a few that I have found that I thought were odd🙄


Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

The early bird gets the worm. but the second mouse gets the cheese

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

I intend to live forever. So far, so good

If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough

Quantum Mechanics: the dreams stuff is made of

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have

24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case.... coincidence?

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film

If you choke a Smurf what colour does it turn'?

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk'?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice.

Energiser Bunny arrested. charged with battery

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once. never opened. small stain

OK, so what's the speed of dark'?

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

 

[sarlox]

Not too Odd 🙂

I live my life by most of those sayings 😛

 

[sole seeker]

Terrific post Tracy. (Like always!)

I don't know it for a fact, but reading these I'd swear they were written by Steven Wright, the deadpan commedian. I'm sure of it the way you're sure when you hear a song for the first time which artist wrote it.

Regardless, I really enjoyed these.

 

[amk714]

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film

I have film, but I always forget to load it. 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

I have a pornographic memory and a whole lot of film.😀

 

[Strelnikov]

Quote of the Day

"One of the annoying things about believing in free will and individual responsibility is the difficulty of finding somebody to blame your problems on. And when you do find somebody, it's remarkable how often his picture turns up on your driver's license."

-- P. J. O'Rourke (American Journalist)



Strelnikov