ode to the pee...not pea but pee..

[melanie2]

i made this up while showering a bit ago...

Have you ever peed while in the shower
Have you ever peed on a tiny flower.
Have you ever peed from top a tower.
Have you ever peed sitting in a bower..

Yes i have peed while in the shower.
I would not pee on a tiny flower
I cannot pee from top a tower
I do not own a sitting bower.

Have you ever peed while getting tickled
Have you ever peed on a bunch of pickles
Have you wanted to pee on someone fickle
Would you pee on that old Don Rickles.

No i never have peed while getting tickled
I would not pee on a bunch of pickles
ah there are so many that are fickle
You bet i would pee on that old Don Rickles..

 

[TyrantRaveAB]

>.<
now one about shits! go!

 

[melanie2]

>.<
now one about shits! go!

eww....you are groooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosssssssssssssssssssssssss

 

[Hungarian21]

my signatures got poop in it. Merry christmas. 😉

So if this is what goes through your mind in the shower... i cant imagine what you imagine while actually peeing. 😛

 

[Duke Diablo]

So if this is what goes through your mind in the shower... i cant imagine what you imagine while actually peeing. 😛

About brushing the hairs on the back of an old-timer, of course.

 

[melanie2]

About brushing the hairs on the back of an old-timer, of course.

*smack*

 

[kopfhorer1]

I once peed while swimming in a lake at my summer camp (the lake was probably about a mile by two miles). A few days later, there was algae floating on top of the water in the swimming area. I thought it was because of me!

How much of a pee do you wee
When you're little and you're only three?
Do you wiggle and watch ?
Does it tiggle and splotch,
Do you do like a dog on a tree? - Donovan, The Pee Song

 

[Duke Diablo]

*smack*

Why the hell am I always your sacrificial lamb? OH WHY MUST YOU BE SO CRUEL???

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *cries*

 

[J.Apolo6541]

Bartender, I'll have what she's having !
J😛aw:

 

[J.Apolo6541]

>.<
now one about shits! go!

(To "do your ears hang low")
Gotta take a dump, shoot it out of my rump,
Sitting on a stump, look a big brown lump.

ate too much stew, it turned into poo,
it sure isn't funny, when comes out green and runny.

I'm here way too long, and I thought to write this song.
Just something to do while I'm dropping more poo.

I gotta wipe my rear, sorry to sing off your ear.
This is my oath, as I pinch out another loaf.

(That's all to this song.)
J😛aw:

(waiting for the Smack for Izzy )

 

[MistressValerie1]

(To "do your ears hang low")
Gotta take a dump, shoot it out of my rump,
Sitting on a stump, look a big brown lump.

ate too much stew, it turned into poo,
it sure isn't funny, when comes out green and runny.

I'm here way too long, and I thought to write this song.
Just something to do while I'm dropping more poo.

I gotta wipe my rear, sorry to sing off your ear.
This is my oath, as I pinch out another loaf.

(That's all to this song.)
J😛aw:

(waiting for the Smack for Izzy )

That was hilarious!!! 😀

 

[melanie2]

(To "do your ears hang low")
Gotta take a dump, shoot it out of my rump,
Sitting on a stump, look a big brown lump.

ate too much stew, it turned into poo,
it sure isn't funny, when comes out green and runny.

I'm here way too long, and I thought to write this song.
Just something to do while I'm dropping more poo.

I gotta wipe my rear, sorry to sing off your ear.
This is my oath, as I pinch out another loaf.

(That's all to this song.)
J😛aw:

(waiting for the Smack for Izzy )

*smackaroonie*

 

[tff69]

Izzy! that was the funniest poem I ever read!!! And you incorprated Don Rickles!

 

[J.Apolo6541]

Mistress Valerie, My thanks lovely Lady, I knew Izzy was gonna smack me noggin', and I did want to make a reference to my beloved Buddy Hackett. However, all i could come up with to rhyme was "Whack it", and that of course is a different act all together (insert rim shot here !)

J😛aw:

 

[melanie2]

Izzy! that was the funniest poem I ever read!!! And you incorprated Don Rickles!

finally..someone who appreciates true poetry...i dreamt last night...and this is true..that i read this poem in front of the Nobel committee for literature..ahh..