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Oh God, Not a Chuck Norris Thread...

Azrael

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When Chuck Norris yawns, the north wind howls anew.

No particular pattern, rhyme, or reason... definitely, no reason. Just whatever comes to mind.
 
If Chuck Norris wanted your opinion he'd beat it out of you. :veryhappy
 
There are no such things as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just really hates trailer parks.
 
Chuck Norris Reading Chuck Norris Facts

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Chuck Norris Rocks!!

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
 
The tears of Chuck Norris can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.
 
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